this post was submitted on 05 May 2024
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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 63 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Lucky guy.

I pay extra for that.

[–] Krafting@lemmy.world 43 points 4 months ago

Username checks out I guess

[–] dafo@lemmy.world 60 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

I was expecting

>then I hear a sound >Open my eyes >guy next to me says "Hey, you. You’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right?"

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 21 points 4 months ago

That woman? Todd Howard

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 10 points 4 months ago

"I don't see a problem here" - Chuck Berry

[–] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

I like reading Google reviews for strip clubs in Detroit. There are some fantastic ones. One memorable review simply stated "Stripper farted on me." One star.