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[-] casmael@lemm.ee 184 points 9 months ago
[-] Shush@reddthat.com 8 points 9 months ago

This is the original Battle Royale.

[-] 9point6@lemmy.world 40 points 9 months ago

I prefer single player, you can get way more immersed

[-] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 13 points 9 months ago

I too like to be immersed in shit.

[-] fred@lemmy.ml 31 points 9 months ago
[-] Natanael@slrpnk.net 2 points 9 months ago

Multipooper

[-] Scrof@sopuli.xyz 24 points 9 months ago

TP dispenser should be in the middle and there should be only one of those for max competition.

[-] fred@lemmy.ml 7 points 9 months ago

They could do a jump off like in basketball

[-] Sabre363@sh.itjust.works 22 points 9 months ago

Versus, eye contact is required to assert dominance.

[-] BedSharkPal@lemmy.ca 16 points 9 months ago
[-] habanhero@lemmy.ca 15 points 9 months ago

Watch out for friendly fire

[-] frippa@lemmy.ml 14 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Co-op, you can shake your hand really hard while you poop to make that big poo come down. Cooperation wins

[-] Another3quenc@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Or... you could arm wrestle whilst pushing your processed food out of your sewer canal, making good use of that extra force.

[-] frippa@lemmy.ml 1 points 9 months ago

Exactly, you took the words out of my mouth

I need to be hand-held while shitting, so the choice is obvious

[-] Zerush@lemmy.ml 8 points 9 months ago

Not co op shitting, a normal WC for most US citizen

[-] xia@lemmy.ca 8 points 9 months ago

I wonder if the low-flow restrictions apply to the right toilet.

[-] FlightyPenguin@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago
[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

I wouldn't presume to call them mine, but Electric Light Orchestra are an English rock band best known for the absolute banger Mr Blue Sky.

[-] LukeMedia@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

It's okay, you can have them. As long as we still get to share the songs

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Thanks, but for some reason I don't feel like owning people would be a good thing 😄

[-] LukeMedia@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Yeah, it's really not. Maybe you can just have the brand instead

[-] DestroyerOfWorlds@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago
[-] igorlogius@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago
[-] LaChaleurDeLaNuit@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

So playing co-op in the middle you fall into the toilet. Something something taking one for the team.

[-] taco_ballerina@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

As a youth I went on a backpacking trip. At designated camping spots they had latrines that were open air boxes with a toilet seat on top. They came in three configurations:

  • Solo, one seat
  • Pilot-to-copilot, two seats, side by side
  • Pilot-to-bombardier, two seats, back to back
[-] electrogamerman@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Coop, to ensure a better cleaning

[-] KidsTryThisAtHome@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago

Versus so we can play battleshits

[-] wax@lemmy.wtf 2 points 9 months ago
[-] NedMc@infosec.pub 1 points 9 months ago
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