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[-] MrMamiya@feddit.de 56 points 10 months ago

Pick my kid up from daycare. She’s got a quarter strip of bacon. Holds it up to my mouth and when I go to bite shoves the whole thing into her mouth. You had a long run, I was struck down before she could form a burn into words.

[-] asteriskeverything@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Dude there are four comments on this post so far and only one of them sounds like they read it, or maybe got the point of it? Maybe it's just how I'm reading it idk lol

Oh yeah so what I really wanted to say was that I now want to steal this phrase because I did always sort of hate the "swear on something" thing and dad's sardines are cute substitute. I'll take suggestions for others though lol

[-] AeroLemming@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago

They all make sense to me.

[-] isthingoneventhis@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

I very vividly remember my grandpa eating them regularly for lunch, and being mortified because the heads were still on. Idk if I would swear on them/by them though lol

[-] bane_killgrind@lemmy.ml 1 points 9 months ago

Cronch cronch

[-] OpenStars@kbin.social 15 points 10 months ago

Why would you want to!? Living the dream, man!:-D

[-] iHUNTcriminals@lemm.ee 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

This reminds me of when I was an idiot child. The memories...

[-] LetterboxPancake@sh.itjust.works 9 points 10 months ago

Thanks, unknown kids. Now I want sardines.

[-] Uncle_Bagel@midwest.social 3 points 10 months ago

Be warned, you can only get them in bulk. Thats why i have 6 pounds of them in my freezer.

[-] LetterboxPancake@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

But I want canned :-(

[-] Cruxifux@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Hahahahaha kids are so funny

[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Posting about it makes me think he wants to be the guy who coined "...on my father's sardines."

Like if he didn't think he'd recover, this ain't the way to go about recovering.

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