Pick my kid up from daycare. She’s got a quarter strip of bacon. Holds it up to my mouth and when I go to bite shoves the whole thing into her mouth. You had a long run, I was struck down before she could form a burn into words.
this post was submitted on 11 Sep 2023
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Dude there are four comments on this post so far and only one of them sounds like they read it, or maybe got the point of it? Maybe it's just how I'm reading it idk lol
Oh yeah so what I really wanted to say was that I now want to steal this phrase because I did always sort of hate the "swear on something" thing and dad's sardines are cute substitute. I'll take suggestions for others though lol
I very vividly remember my grandpa eating them regularly for lunch, and being mortified because the heads were still on. Idk if I would swear on them/by them though lol
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Why would you want to!? Living the dream, man!:-D
This reminds me of when I was an idiot child. The memories...
Thanks, unknown kids. Now I want sardines.
Be warned, you can only get them in bulk. Thats why i have 6 pounds of them in my freezer.
But I want canned :-(
Hahahahaha kids are so funny
Posting about it makes me think he wants to be the guy who coined "...on my father's sardines."
Like if he didn't think he'd recover, this ain't the way to go about recovering.