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[-] ShaunaTheDead@kbin.social 69 points 2 months ago

By the way, if you're drinking more than 8 cups of coffee a day there's a good chance that you're self-medicating for ADHD and you should get checked out.

[-] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 28 points 2 months ago

I keep drinking all this coffee and it just makes me sleepy

[-] fossphi@lemm.ee 18 points 2 months ago

Same. So much coffee and it just doesn't keep me from getting sleepy/tired

[-] pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online 24 points 2 months ago

That's kinda an adhd thing too. Cocaine just made me chill and destroy my high score in Snake. Stimulants affect us differently.

[-] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

You'd probably like molly. I'm adhd and I get all chill but I still get the heightened sensory pleasure so it's like imagine the cosiest blanket you've ever had to touch. Asphalt is about twice as cosy. Now cuddling up in bed is perfect bliss.

Eh, for me molly felt like LSD without the visuals. I'd rather have LSD.

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[-] gimpchrist@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

I love cocaine so much

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[-] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

Hi. I'm on Medicaid (thank you ACA, and thank you Republican governor for not being a complete shitheel like your compatriots in Kansas and Iowa). It's pretty great for everyday things, but one thing it doesn't cover? Psychological diagnostic testing. And my PCP doesn't recommend starting meds at my age (mid-forties).

So… coffee it is I guess ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

[-] xpinchx@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

It might be worth paying out of pocket for a potential life altering diagnosis. Easier said than done depending on your personal finances.

There are also newer non-stimulant meds if age/heart health is an issue, and some off-label drugs that GP doctors can prescribe that could help as well (Wellbutrin comes to mind).

Good luck out there 🫡

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[-] Xanis@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Still trying to figure out if the link between B12 deficiency and adhd holds any real merit. Cause if it does imma start eating that shit like you're not supposed to eat Tic-Tacs.

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[-] danc4498@lemmy.world 67 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Fyi

  • R - ar

  • B - bee

  • D - dee

  • W - double yoo

  • E - ee

  • F - ef

  • L - el

  • M - em

  • N - en

  • X - eks

  • S - ess

  • I - eye

  • A - ey

  • H - eych

  • J - jay

  • G - jee

  • K - kay

  • Q - kyoo

  • O - oh

  • P - pee

  • C - see

  • T - tee

  • V - vee

  • Y - why

  • U - yoo

  • Z - zee

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 27 points 2 months ago

I'm so impressed. Hold me closer Tony Danza.

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[-] bitwaba@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

The problem is this is still alphabetical phonetically. You need to alphabetize the phenomes using the new alphabet, not the old one.

[-] danc4498@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Oh, that alphabet…

  • Ⱥ - arlup

  • β - bixen

  • ¢ - cromble

  • Ð - daxit

  • € - eklar

  • ₣ - flixor

  • Ɠ - gorple

  • Ⱨ - hixem

  • Ĩ - izzen

  • Ĵ - jixtop

  • Ƙ - krumble

  • Ⱡ - lixen

  • ₥ - mixle

  • ℕ - nixor

  • Ø - oxal

  • ₱ - ploxe

  • Q̣ - quixix

  • Ɍ - rixar

  • § - slixen

  • Ŧ - tixar

  • Ü - ulxen

  • ₩ - vixor

  • ₓ - wixen

  • Ɏ - xixal

  • Σ - yixen

  • ℤ - zixar

[-] nxdefiant@startrek.website 5 points 1 month ago

wixen tixar flixor

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[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

Is the second instance of E supposed to be A?

[-] glouriousgouda@lemmy.myserv.one 9 points 2 months ago
[-] danc4498@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Yeah, probably, I fixed it

[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

R - ar

B - bee

X - eks

W - double yoo

N - en

F - ef

L - el

M - em

E - epstein

D - didnt

K - kill

H - himself

A - ey

I - eye

J - jay

G - jee

S - ess

Q - kyoo

O - oh

P - pee

C - see

T - tee

V - vee

Y - why

U - yoo

Z - zee

Ftfy

[-] danc4498@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

R - ar

X - eks

W - double yoo

N - en

L - el

E - epstein

D - didnt

K - kill

H - himself

A - ey

I - eye

J - jet

F - fuel

C - can’t

M - melt

S - steel

B - buildings

G - jee

Q - kyoo

O - oh

P - pee

T - tee

V - vee

Y - why

U - yoo

Z - zee

FtFtfyfy

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 5 points 2 months ago

Where's A

You missed out the first letter, how do you miss out the first letter.

[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

probably the second E that's pronounced "ey"

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[-] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago
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[-] paddirn@lemmy.world 30 points 2 months ago

She has become the Kwisatz Haderach.

[-] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

"It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shakes, the shakes become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion."

[-] xpinchx@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Lisan al gaib!

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[-] Xanis@lemmy.world 28 points 2 months ago

"Ha! Amateur."

Philip J. Fry, probably

[-] xantoxis@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

Bahaha this was the very next post in my feed,

, and your comment works with either one of them.

[-] otter@lemmy.ca 27 points 2 months ago
[-] someguy3@lemmy.ca 26 points 2 months ago

Don't you find it a little convenient that the alphabet is in alphabetical order?

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago

My local library once alphabetized the M titles by merging Mac and Mc names, and I just about lost it.

[-] shuzuko@midwest.social 5 points 2 months ago

I almost reflexively downvoted you because that's honestly horrible

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I would completely understand. I went to the counter and said 'you know that's not how it works right?".

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[-] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 23 points 2 months ago

Is this the new iamveryrandom kind of post?

[-] ultimitchow@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 months ago

you wouldn't understand it if you've never had enough caffeine to smear your feeble human mind across the endless plane of the past, present, and future

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[-] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

Yeah, that's the time knife. We've all seen it.

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[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

This seems more like methamphetamine to me than coffee.

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[-] ElCanut@jlai.lu 11 points 2 months ago

THE SPICE MUST FLOW 🪱

[-] dank953@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

And yet, 9 cups is still rookie numbers.

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[-] psmgx@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

ITT standard meth behavior

[-] therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 months ago

Are you sure coffee is all you've had?

[-] pb42184@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Nine?

Amateur

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 points 2 months ago

Meth BcColl

[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago
[-] drengbarazi@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

So basically going to play inscryption

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