this post was submitted on 09 May 2024
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[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

parrot mimics car crash noises, chuckles

[–] the_itsb@hexbear.net 2 points 8 months ago

this made me cackle out loud πŸ‘

[–] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 5 points 8 months ago

I'll fuckin' do it again, too.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 4 points 8 months ago

"Muahaha! Everything went perfectly according to plan. Now feed me a nut my human servant familiar."

[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 4 points 8 months ago

Another billionaire mysteriously drowned [whistles ominously]

[–] the_itsb@hexbear.net 4 points 8 months ago

YOU'RE NEXT

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 4 points 8 months ago

The cops are no match for Mr. Bird.

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 3 points 8 months ago

Now who has the harness?

[–] DyingOfDeBordom@hexbear.net 3 points 8 months ago

another perfect crime

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 2 points 8 months ago

And yet it’s not enough to quench the thirst.

[–] polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 8 months ago

GPS prank. All according to plan...