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[–] cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 59 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Online florist cracked me the fugg up wit a default $7 tip, on top of shipping and a “handling fee”.

[–] UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 29 points 8 months ago (4 children)

Yea, I never understood those. What tf is a handling fee/ service charges (in restaurants), etc.? There must be SOME explanation for this, or at least SOME scenario where this is a good idea, right?

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 25 points 8 months ago
[–] Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 19 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

It's now the "Pay us more if you want your delivery to survive."

I was sending flowers to my aunt, and it had a big warning about how tipping goes to the delivery driver, and it could mean the difference between good service and great service.

These fucking flowers were $150, and 20% is $30.

I sucked it up and paid but I'm going to just hire a random person next time to pick flowers from a graveyard at these prices.

[–] eran_morad@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Huh. I zeroed dat shit out and my mom says the flowers are really nice. Maybe she’s BSing me.

[–] clstrfk@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 8 months ago

Your mom got 3 dandelions and a tulip from the neighbor’s yard and didn’t want to sound like she was complaining lol

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

i believe some cultures call it ransom

[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 8 months ago

In restaurants that should be for preparing tables, cleaning dishes etc instead of including that in food/drink

[–] Maeve@kbin.social 7 points 8 months ago
[–] Battle_Masker@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

like it's MY fault the ungrateful landlord don't take EBT

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Eddie Murphy said it best