Ah, I didn’t quite understand from the first picture. I thought this was like one of those loafs I’ve seen in Quebec where they slice the bread the long way.

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago

I’m confused. Is this more thick bread?

[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 12 points 6 months ago

Jumps right past Texas toast to Alaska toast.

[–] mrfriki@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago

All i see is a French toast in the making.

[–] sir_pronoun@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

This is very mild

[–] Blizzard@lemmy.zip 7 points 6 months ago (2 children)

If only we had some kind of a sharp tool at our homes to turn a thick slice into a few thinner slices 🤔

[–] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago

We don't. Such a tool does not exist. Any attempt to cut already sliced bread into thinner slices will only ever result in a pile of crumbs and tears.

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 2 points 6 months ago

OP might be able to run a tape measure through it to separate the bread from the bread material.

[–] devilish666@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

Ahh yes...the B R E A D

[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 5 points 6 months ago

That is wild.

This is what social media was meant for.

If I hadn't joined the Fediverse, I could have missed this, because of garbage algorithms that don't understand what's important in life.

Thanks for sharing that.

[–] AncientFutureNow@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

Texas Toast? Naw. That's Alaska Toast!

[–] vk6flab@lemmy.radio 3 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Not to alarm you, but things like that make me wonder if that's because it fell on the floor and the employee just stuffed it back into the loaf, or did the bread cutter lose several cutting wires, and if so, where did they go?

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 2 points 6 months ago

One time I dropped a cookie on the floor and by the time I picked it up it was the size of a trash can lid

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

It's at the heel so more likely the other end of the loaf got stuck as it slid in, and this end never made it to the wires. Then the whole loaf got pushed into a bag as usual, the front end having been dislodged by the vibration of the slicing process.

[–] card797@champserver.net 2 points 6 months ago

That bread might be big enough for Texas!

[–] nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 6 months ago

the best thing since more-sliced bread

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

New standard slice for a modern economy.

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

Damn, tough enough to destroy the blades. Gonna be difficult to eat.

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

That’s amazing. I won’t be able to sleep for a week after seeing this.

[–] RedStrider@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

it's the best post since.. um... uh.....