I am not a materialist but nothing catches my eye that is good enough, so:

1. 3 million dollars.
2. A shoebox of like the rarest material that I could sell, but not something that can kill me or which half-life causes it to "evaporate" in a second.

Do I have full phase and state control of that 1 ml of water, and can also move it around, magneto style? Do I always keep all 1ml in my control?

You could cause a lot of havoc with that

Being serious, answer any question and get the money. I'd invest the money and ask the truth of the existence of God just to end the fucking debate.

Immune to cancer And just to annoy people the "Make bell sounds at will" one

My glitch: summon a Dr. Pepper can into Trump’s brain, then into Biden’s brain after 14.5 hrs, then Netanyahu’s, then Putin’s, then the evil Sudanese dudes’, then Xi Jinping’s, and so on and so forth.

Anyone who is saying anything other than take the random pill twice is a coward.

Just throwing this out there... Summoning a DR pepper almost twice per day ANYWHERE is OP as fuck.

If you were a hitman, you couldn't exactly make it look like an accident, but you definitely wouldn't leave an evidence trail.

duplicate anything I own once

Does "once" here means this power can only be used once, or that any given item can only be duplicated one time?

Also - what can be duplicated?

• Does it work on conceptual things? Can I duplicate my salary?
• Does it work on organic things? Can I duplicate my own body?

If the shoebox one just magically removes stuff instead of needing real work or duplicating stuff then you could skip a lot of surgery, or just need with someone by asking for the bones in their hand or something

So essentially there's a lot of OP pills here:

• Change skin color - wow, a great help in a heist or to make magic shows
• Control all TVs in fast food places - you can literally roll unbannable propaganda for everyone to see!
• Teleport to closest beach at any time - again, absolute save in heist; also, you'd be an amazing courier for some saltwater port!
• Turds are silver - that's a loooot of silver
• Summon a Dr.Pepper every 14,5 hours anywhere - just summon it into someone's head or into some mechanism and enjoy the show
• Immune to cancer - now you're the leading patient for research against cancer! You are the key to ending it once and for all!
• Shoebox with anything that can fit into it - fill to the brim with the most valuable resources in existence! Help humanity and earn some cash!
• Control a single milliliter of water - you'll be a God of precise technology. Also, you can probably misplace a bit of important fluid in the body to kill a person.
• Get the answer to any question once - that could be anything! The meaning of life, the universal physical theory, the way to build a just and wonderful world...you name it.

Under normal circumstances, the black random pill would be completely up my alley, but not today.

With the shoebox pill, depending on shoebox size, I would give myself 5,000 $100USD bills ($500,000 total). Never said a thing about not getting money in the process, just that it has to exist.

Also, the bottom right corner 5 months experience pill. Definitely 5 months experience in charisma based manipulation (in both text and vocal form if possible) so I could get slightly ahead of others in life. Gotta work smarter, not harder sometimes.

Groundhog day for a year and immune to cancer is the only sane choice.

Can you choose where Dr. Pepper bottle is summoned? If yes, you could just summon one in the throats of Putin, Trump, and anyone else who is a threat to global peace.

Get the answer to any question seems like it would make me the next Einstein. Or the answer would be 42.

Shoebox full of gold. If my math is right, that comes out to roughly $8M or so. Not sure about second one

Collapse civilization and "kill any one person of your choosing" on myself

"Change your skin color instantly any time" and "teleport to the closest beach at any time". I'll use them to rob banks. Before robbing the bank I'll change my skin color, and once I get the money I'll escape by teleporting to the beach - while changing my skin color at the same time (not to my original skin color though - that one I'll only use once I'm completely safe)

π million dollars and perfectly nutritious chocolate.

Teleport to closest beach at any time and control body temperature, i mean, if i teleport to closest beach in winter or cold weather what am i gonna do?

Money, immunity to cancer.