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I thought Quebec was France 2. 🤔
What about second France 2?
French forces report that training is going well in Ukraine. In other news, yet another VDV unit has been spotted impaled on baguettes near the frontline.
Too obvious. They should replace them with observers. Nobody can blame the continuous baguette murders on them, they're just regular un~~baguetted~~armed observers!
Sometimes, the baguette is covered in salt flakes and poppy seeds. Le ouch.
So it's the second second Republic?
Idk what this is, but I like it
EDIT: I feel like this would benefit from the inclusion of a macaron
10,000 pound mother of all macarons. It was never finished due to too many accidents during the egg white phase....
literally everyone is sending people to Ukraine for training.
Lafayette 2: Electric Boogaloo
So blue is Europe and red is "live"?
SPOON!
this post was submitted on 27 May 2024
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