I am disappointed it isn't one massive sausage roll - the cowards had greatness in sight and they bottled out.
this post was submitted on 03 Jun 2024
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Is it even legal to call it "yard long" if you actually need to lay 17 next to each other? My cereal box does not say "200 meter cereals" just because if I lay them all out I might get there.
I'm not a savoury snack solicitor but if they state clearly that it's a yard of sausage rolls then they can't be done for false advertising.
My flooring tells me how many meters squared it is, even though I have to assemble it myself. It doesn't even compensate for offcuts.
As long as they do not call it "a 10 m² tile" that seems fine. The same way 500 g of cereals are the sun of all.
Why did I have to read this as am lying in bed feeling peckish.
Disappointed these won't be single 3ft sausage rolls though!
Imm gonna guess. There ovens would not fit it.
Mhmm. Still though!
I'm sure Gregg's could team up with local crematoriums to cook their long baked goods.
"Dear Subway: Fuck your footlong!"
Not a yard long sausage roll, but a yard of sausage rolls. Shame.
Cadburys do the same I think, once upon a time you got a yard of dairy milk but now it’s just yard equivalent of individual bars.
Don't you mean 0.91 meter long ye limey shites?