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I found your website named after a cryptocurrency company and something doesn’t add up. There’s no cryptocurrency here for me to short and everyone keeps posting comments about how they want to get a footjob from karl marx or reenact WACO on their landlord or whatever

Why aren’t you on reddit like normal people? this website is basically a malshappen clone of the real thing, like dolly the sheep but online and with even more birth defects

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[–] Commentiquette@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

after reading many conflicting answers, pretty sure y’all are some kind of gay communist death cult. remember to take your vaccines, steel fuel can’t melt jet beams, and it’s not offensive to dress up as the dead queen because the real queen died in 1997 during a horrible car accident.

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[–] SerLava@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Oh Reddit got mad that we said it was morally OK to kill slave owners

This is not a parody that's literally why we are here

[–] ElGosso@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

I got a week time out from :reddit-logo: after the quarantine started and I doubled down

:im-doing-my-part:

[–] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This is a website for only the most macho of gay witches if you're skinny and/or shave, go to hextwink or something.

[–] Commentiquette@hexbear.net 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I’m not a witch, just a guy that likes to drink goblets of wine and smoke things that make him hallucinate.

[–] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 1 points 3 months ago

Gonna relive Pineapple Summer.

[–] Wheaties@hexbear.net 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

actually, this site was made as a life-raft after youtube let channels disable comments and hid the dislike integer

[–] Commentiquette@hexbear.net 0 points 2 years ago (2 children)

that would explain why there is no option on here for me to dislike your comment. I’m not saying that I would dislike your comment (for the record), but options are nice and it would be comforting to know I could if I wanted. I’m a committed consumer and a lack of choices gives me anxiety

[–] DivineChaos100@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Fair i would've disliked your post because you were searching for cryptocurrency tbh.

[–] Commentiquette@hexbear.net 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It’s not my fault those guys are so easy to rob, they should really stop clicking on sketchy links for things like nudecelebsforfree.io

[–] DivineChaos100@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

Hah almost got me but my ~~religion~~ ideology forbids me to cum so i will just ponder old pictures of communists and ponder.

[–] Grebgreb@hexbear.net 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

lack of choices gives me anxiety

Look at our emotes, we have too many with probably a third of them being nonsensically named. :maxwell:, :epstein:, :trump-moist:, and :billionaire-tears: are appropriately named however. There's also a little fun game you can play with those people and guess what they have in common.

[–] MitchFucko@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

they're all dead?

:sicko-wistful: