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[–] nothx@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

"Lookit. Circle wheels are old. Now we got something better. You just have to get used to new tech. That's how it is. Just yesterday I was able to get to five feet - my new record - before I fell over. I wasn't wearing a helmet so I had to go to the ER. But once I can ride again..."

[–] nothx@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

“Still love the bike though”

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

"I did not get brain damage. Here's the deal - I simply have mild cognitive dys-dys-dys-dysfunction. I also have a self-diagnosed case of Biden verbal presentation syndrome. That means at any time I could start to sound like B— When I was boy growin' up in Scranton PA... Oh, shit. It's back. Hit the road, jack. It's back! It's back! It's back! Hit the road, jack...

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It makes me laugh every time I look at it.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Crush your nuts on that bike seat hell yea borther.

[–] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think it would be one of those electric onewheel things that people keep breaking their wrists/noses on as they have a similar bazinga market and a similar level of forethought in design

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

Nah, one of those two-wheeled "hoverboards."

Even more gadget-brained and dangerous.