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Martha's Vineyard is about to run out of pot. That's led to a lawsuit and a scramble by regulators (apnews.com)

submitted 3 months ago by FenrirIII@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] seth@lemmy.world 75 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Rich people having to take a ferry to the mainland to get their weed = immediate effort from legislators.

[–] DrSleepless@lemmy.world 27 points 3 months ago

Dear God, Buffy, we are going to have to mingle with the normals.

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 24 points 3 months ago

Old rich white people get results.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 28 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I think a wooden sign advertising with fancy lettering a dispensary called "Fine Fettle" in a rich neighborhood might be the most WASP thing ever 😂

[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

All it needs is a line saying, "Hand Blown Artisanal Glassware and Other Whimsical Notions"

[–] Today@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

There's so much legal weed available online.. People are stupid. Stoned people are stupider.