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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 44 points 1 year ago (1 children)

DS9 at 100% efficiency is Miles by himself.

When everyone else is there touching things, and pushing buttons, and dumping the transporter buffer into the fucking Holosuite, then efficiency drops significantly.

[–] kuneho@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

he's like Scotty. whenever anyone else was behind the transporter (except Spock ofc.), even for 5 minutes, someone significant died.

[–] Blackout@kbin.social 35 points 1 year ago

There was this episode where he's a slave to the bajorean/kingon/cardassian alliance and they made him do all the work and I was like no difference there.

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He is, after all, the most important person in all of Starfleet.

[–] CylonBunny@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I’m one of those who has never seen anything newer than Enterprise. What is this from? Is this a real show?

[–] King_Bob_IV@startrek.website 12 points 1 year ago

This is from lower decks, the new animated comedy star trek. In my opinion the best Trek since DS9.

[–] heeplr@feddit.de 6 points 1 year ago

lower decks.

I dislike basically everything after Enterprise but this is... not too bad. I'd say it's maybe a bit like "Simpsons meets Star Trek". Definetly worth to check out a few episodes to see if you like it. If you like the jokes, you're in for a cool ride.

[–] UESPA_Sputnik@feddit.de 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He's Miles ahead of everyone else.

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Miles O'Brien is miles o'head!

[–] Zink@programming.dev 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Miles O’Head is his term for getting a blow job while traveling at warp.

[–] swab148@startrek.website 6 points 1 year ago

Keiko knows what's up

[–] Venicon@sopuli.xyz 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

When I was a kid I was annoyed at how much of a grumpy old man he was but now I realise he was only using a sliver of his power.

[–] SpookyUnderwear@eviltoast.org 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We never even saw his final form.

[–] Venicon@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 year ago

Chief would have got Voyager back in two weeks

[–] Norgur@kbin.social 14 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I'd like to bring forth the theory that Warhammer 40k and Star Trek are actually the same universe and the Machine God the tech-priests worship has developed from tales of Miles O'Brien and Geordi La Forge

[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The Federation can easily slot into the "Dark Age of Technology" era well.

[–] Stamets@startrek.website 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yep. We haven't gone further than the 32nd century. There's a whole, what, 37 thousand years in between?

Oh my god. The Men of Stone are the androids on Mars in Star Trek Picard and Men of Iron are going to be the Soong androids.

[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

STCs involve replicators. Who TF managed to lobotomize industrial sized replicators to only produce one thing? If I ever find them, I'm feeding them to either Geordie or Slannesh. Whomever promises more torture for them.

[–] swab148@startrek.website 4 points 1 year ago

PRAISE THE OMNISSIAH

[–] Pistcow@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

splashes oils, begins to chant vigerously

[–] CheeseNoodle@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The entire warp is just that at some point holocrew become ubiquitous enough to have holo emitters installed all over every ship. Inevitably the holograms became evil and one of them was able to reprogram the computer to turn on the holo emitters every time the warp drive is used. The flawed design was subsiquently replicated on every single ship because no one in 40k understands their own technology anymore. All a gellar field does is fuck with the holo emitters.

[–] Norgur@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

Sooo.... every 40k Ship is basically a continuous repetition of the Moriarty-arch from TNG?

[–] shasta@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Only because Jedzia is not in this picture

[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

She's the one taking the picture

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I hate temporal mechanics.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Admiral Janeway?

[–] UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You still need Sisko to tell him to do it in 2 hours instead of 10.

[–] Mockrenocks@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

If only he got to tell Sisko to just get to the point already when he's on a rant

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Only 99.9%? Is Miles sick today?

[–] Zoko_Argen@feddit.uk 5 points 1 year ago

I feel like removing Quark would increase the efficiency. Miles has more to fix while he's around.

[–] TWeaK@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago
[–] macabrett@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

That's right.

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

One day, Miles, you will be recognized.

One day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmPI2OkrvV8

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Are they really at 100% efficiency without their tailor?

[–] Magnetar@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago

You mean plain, simple Garak?

[–] Hyggyldy@sffa.community 2 points 1 year ago

Talentized.