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Just start glaring disapprovingly for half an hour at minimum, shake your head slightly and then look away if you catch their eyes and most importantly refuse to explain yourself for days afterwards, just mumble something about "zplane" from time to time and if they respond just exasperatedly say "women" and walk away.
Kobayashi Maru time buddy. Time to get creative.
Reprogram your gf so that she says sorry and admits her mistake.
But it's not that hard:
You give your broad smile and say calmly "I love you anyway".
Hug kiss kill
you guys should learn about softening statements.
You mean belittling statements? The kind where you act like you think the other is gonna freak out over nothing because you respect them so much?
Move on