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Rule 1 - This is Bikini Bottom Twitter, all posts should be Spongebob related in "(Old-School) Twitter-like" form

Rule 2 - Political posts, as long as it follows rule 1, will be permitted, so long as you behave yourselves.

Bikini Bottom Municipal Code Β§33-07: Anti-Tankie Ordinance Residents are prohibited from circulating tankie ideology or other authoritarian propaganda on Bikini Bottom Twitter. Offenders will be permanently banned from BPT by the BBPD faster than Plankton is ejected from The Krusty Krab.

Rule 3 - Please no reposts within the last couple days, at least

Rule 4 - All posts should be at least above a "Squirdward-krusty-krab-shift" level of effort

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[–] UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 8 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I just smile extra wide then to somehow show that I didn't mean it to come out that way lmao

[–] neo@lemy.lol 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

UraniumBlazer: "Based on your comments, the word would be a better place, if you never were born!" 😎

Me: 🀨😐😟

UraniumBlazer: πŸ™‚πŸ˜πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜„

Me: πŸ₯ΊπŸ˜’😭

[This is made up. The real UraniumBlazer probably radiates kindness.]

[–] UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago

Now THAT is what emojis were meant to do lmao

That may easily be interpreted as: "Not only is this guy an asshole, he's also SMUG about it!!!"

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

Turns out saying "you'll know when I'm frustrated" can be implied as a threat.

To be fair, my unflinching eye contact was a bit psycho lol

[–] savvywolf@pawb.social 2 points 9 months ago

Tfw you make a joking insult to a friend and then worry that you went too far and they might take it seriously so you immediately apologize.

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago

Fun fact: this is 60% of all dialog in a sitcom.