[-] neo@lemy.lol 1 points 1 day ago

True, the very last second is indeed not great.

[-] neo@lemy.lol 5 points 2 days ago

Roll a charisma check

[-] neo@lemy.lol 23 points 2 days ago

I think OP is the grandma in this scenario and just hit puberty in real life.

[-] neo@lemy.lol 8 points 2 days ago

In most cases, merging as late as possible would be most efficient, because it utilises the max amount of street surface.

[-] neo@lemy.lol 20 points 4 days ago

Finally a reason to upgrade from my C64!

[-] neo@lemy.lol 17 points 4 days ago

This person does not have a sibling or else they knew that the turtle doesn't work and a slap to the back of the head would be incoming.

[-] neo@lemy.lol 50 points 4 days ago

If there's a full grown man standing in front of my truck and I can still see him, I just don't feel safe!

[-] neo@lemy.lol 14 points 4 days ago

You're making that up, right?
This is from an 80s movie about a distopian future (like RoboCop or Total Recall), right!?

I mean, do you stop at red lights in that situation? You probably have to... Do you keep the speed limit and have some small talk with the guy fighting for his life, while you sit in traffic?

[-] neo@lemy.lol 76 points 5 days ago

Your honour, I asked her if she wanted to have it and she said no. I wasn't sure what that meant so I asked again. And to make things clearer I told her that "yes" and "maybe later" where the only options. She still didn't say yes, but after some time I decided that "later" had come. So I Azure you, I did nothing wrong.

[-] neo@lemy.lol 19 points 6 days ago

You still need a volcano and charged clouds. So you probably don't see that everyday.

Imagin seeing that stuff a couple hundred years ago, without any knowledge about the mechanics behind it. Wild!

[-] neo@lemy.lol 31 points 6 days ago

Never bring a knife to a bomb fight.

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submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by neo@lemy.lol to c/ich_iel@feddit.de

Jetzt mal ernsthaft!

Edit: Also gut ja, ich gebe zu Tortellini mit Broccoli-Sahne-Sauce und Spaghetti alla puttanesca das hat Pasta für uns gemacht.

Ravioli oder Tortellini, gekochen und kurz in Olivenöl mit Knoblauch und Peperoni angebraten mit Parmesan das versteht sich doch von selbst, oder!?

Aber abgesehen davon, dass Pasta uns ernährt wenn es das Portemonnaie nicht kann und der neuartigen Verwertungsmöglichkeit für Weizen... Ja, Lasagne sollte man erwähnen.

Aber abgesehen davon und von Linguine mit Rote Bete und Ziegenkäse, Casarecce mit karamellisierten Zwiebeln & Speck, Tagliatelle mit Weichkäse und Nüssen, Fusilli Bucati Corti mit Grünkohl & Feta, Fettuccine mit Spinat, Lachs, Gorgonzolasoße, Spaghetti all’ Assassina, Spaghetti Carbonara, Cannelloni mit Ricotta Spinat sowie Tagliatelle mit Räucherlachs, Paprika und Majoran... was hat Pasta jemals für uns getan!?

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but where's Wallace!?

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