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[–] CraigeryTheKid@lemm.ee 24 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Did Biden not do"well"? Beyond being obviously old I mean.

[–] Daxtron2@startrek.website 25 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Hes never been a particularly great public speaker IMO and he did seem to struggle more than he normally does. Whenever he got angry was when he performed his best

[–] Miaou@jlai.lu 7 points 4 months ago

The back alley cat line was probably the most intelligible he said the whole time.

[–] asdfasdfasdf@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago

No, he didn't. Check out the John Stewart highlights of it. It was horrible.

[–] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 20 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)
[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 4 points 4 months ago

~~Dark~~ Darth Brandon could do it, I'm just saying... 😇

[–] jet@hackertalks.com 3 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Or.... By not supporting a genocide with weapons and money.

[–] TrippyFocus@lemmy.ml 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Love how people are downvoting someone asking to not fund and supply a genocide. Somehow can’t clear the lowest bar of human decency.

[–] jet@hackertalks.com 14 points 4 months ago

Perhaps people are politizing what genocide means, fair enough, there's a lot of different messages out there.

Let me go with the more general, not supporting an apartheid state with weapons and money

[–] Linkerbaan@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Pulling a train with his teeth is a more appealing option to Biden