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Anon's dad has no words (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee 120 points 3 months ago (2 children)

He sigh's because OP spend's all day reading but still abuse's apostrophe's

I feel ya, dad

[–] Illuminostro@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago

Thems' the brake's...

[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit!

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 34 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Dad is a mad hater and should let anon enjoy the remaining free time of his life.

[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 54 points 3 months ago (2 children)

OP is 28.

[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 27 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Naruto hat says 12+ on the package.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

The number set of which includes 28

[–] Fern@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

And??

[–] Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

And living the dream...

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 30 points 3 months ago (2 children)

When the lobster is uncomfortable, it starts to shed the old shell to get ready to grow into a larger shell.

[–] NuWuX@sh.itjust.works 28 points 3 months ago

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Is that from Françoise Dolto? In a 4chan thread?! :-o

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I don't even know what any of that means. Who's 4chin?

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Really? Well, Françoise Dolto is a French pediatrician and psychanalyst. She wrote extensively about kids psychology and her most famous work is called The Lobster Syndrome, about teens and their issues.

4Chin is a famous influencer and renowned gastronome from China, but that's not important right now.

[–] Default_Defect@midwest.social 28 points 3 months ago (2 children)

googles "dressing gown"

Robes

I've never seen a robe referred to as a dressing gown before.

[–] boogetyboo@aussie.zone 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That's what we call them in Australia, so I assume the poms call it that too. Probably the case in other Commonwealth countries also.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago

we do, yes.

I believe yanks also call them "Walmart Formal Wear."

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

It's an old-fashioned term in American English.

[–] eZepp876@sh.itjust.works 18 points 3 months ago

[–] Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

Kid doesn't know how to use apostrophes

sigh...

[–] boatsnhos931@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Did shim just say gown? Better start an onlyfans or hit the streets girl