this post was submitted on 05 Jul 2024
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[–] OgdenTO@hexbear.net 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Not sure why you're complaining. This is what happens when you post an ad on Craiglist for "need a Chapo to fart in my face repeatedly".

[–] FearsomeJoeandmac@hexbear.net 4 points 6 months ago

I know. Too stinky

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 7 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Make a Report to the Council of Owls. orly owl-pissed floppy-owl owl-wink nowai

They are the ones to go to for all things Piss, Shit, and Dirt.

[–] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 6 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

You need to take a deep inhale and then kiss their butthole in order to demonstrate dominance. Otherwise the chapi will feel that they're in change, and butt mogg you.

Edit: what's that word from ten years ago that means to shake your butt in someone's face. "Mugging"?

Edit 2: fuck it's called "butt mogging"

[–] FearsomeJoeandmac@hexbear.net 5 points 6 months ago

Lmao that's awesome

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 4 points 6 months ago

Seems like an Urban Dictionary entry.

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Sorry I thought you were Ulysses

[–] FearsomeJoeandmac@hexbear.net 4 points 6 months ago

Haven't seen him in a bit. Hope he's well.

[–] itappearsthat@hexbear.net 2 points 6 months ago

I blocked badposting for a reason

[–] anaesidemus@hexbear.net 1 points 6 months ago

gee, you just come here to humblebrag?

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

what, like the drug lord?