this post was submitted on 07 Jul 2024
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[โ€“] 9point6@lemmy.world 19 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Don't live in a place called messingham unless you want it to get messy, eh lads?

[โ€“] MindTraveller@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 months ago

Clearly they need a pressure washing service

[โ€“] TheBat@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago (2 children)

>England

>Won

What did I miss? I'm not a Br*t.

[โ€“] No_Change_Just_Money@feddit.de 16 points 4 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

England is in the football (soccer) semifinals of the eu cup, with good chances to make it to the finals (and lose there)

Edit spelling Edit2 told ya

[โ€“] ZagamTheVile@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

If I were this lady, I'd get my cat indoors before England start shooting penalties.

[โ€“] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 3 points 4 months ago

nope, not a chance

Lose.

We gonna lose in the Semi. We ainโ€™t getting to the final. We have been abysmal.

[โ€“] blackn1ght@feddit.uk 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Why did you sensor the i in Brit?

[โ€“] flamingos@feddit.uk 11 points 4 months ago (2 children)

It's a common joke to censor nationalities like they're slurs, like 'fr*nch'.

[โ€“] Emperor@feddit.uk 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I thought that only applied when talking about the Fr*nch.

[โ€“] khannie@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Depends where you're from ;)

[โ€“] thetreesaysbark@sh.itjust.works 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

If that is common, I've rarely seen this as a joke myself, then wouldn't it only make sense in a forum which isn't specifically about being British?

This community is specifically British, I thought, so I'm not sure it makes sense here.

Maybe I'm just over thinking it.

[โ€“] loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com -3 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Because br*ts fucking suck ass

[โ€“] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Oi

We suck arse thank you very much

[โ€“] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You got a swearin' loicense, mate?

[โ€“] Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee 6 points 4 months ago

I'd show you it mate but you'd just coat it in high fructose corn syrup and eat the fackin thing

[โ€“] TWeaK@lemm.ee 9 points 4 months ago

If Claire's cat was more like a football it would already be coming home.

[โ€“] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 7 points 4 months ago (4 children)

I get it. Noise annoys me. Noise that doesn't serve a useful purpose pisses me off.

I had little interest in fireworks as a spectacle, even as a young kid. I can't imagine them being interesting to kids today, let alone adults. They've just become a way to make noise for the whole neighbourhood to hear, like cowboys shooting their guns into the air.

[โ€“] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago

Someone popped off fireworks last night and myself and at least 3 other neighbors came outside to watch. They're pretty.

[โ€“] phuntis@lemm.ee 10 points 4 months ago

kids love fireworks you don't have the only opinions on earth

They're not interesting to you, hence they can't be interesting to anybody else? Wow.

There's lots of reasons to argue for a ban on fireworks, but 'because I don't like them' is just so self centred.

[โ€“] SoyViking@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago

I can't imagine them being interesting to kids today, let alone adults

Weird how kids and adults alike keeps using fireworks then if it bores them so much.

[โ€“] SoyViking@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

New Hexbear struggle session: Outdoor cats vs. gammons with fireworks

[โ€“] flamingos@feddit.uk 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The fuck is a 'hexbear struggle session'?

[โ€“] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Haha, its when us communist get together and argue in mass about incredibly specific topics until it gets out of hand

[โ€“] flamingos@feddit.uk 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Isn't that just any leftist get together?

[โ€“] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 months ago

Yeah ๐Ÿ˜”

[โ€“] boatsnhos931@lemmy.world 0 points 4 months ago

No, merica won