Food crime? You jsut solved Hawaiian hunger!
this post was submitted on 10 Jul 2024
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Bacon cookies work... This will work too !
You're welcome to test that assertion at your convenience. Please do not let us know how it goes ಠ_ಠ
Peanut butter bacon cookies, bacon Blondies, maple bacon cookies... This isn't a fringe thing, lots of people add bacon to cookies it's crunchy!
You misapprehend me. Bacon in certain contexts, yes. Spam, no.
Have you ever had spam? I feel like a lot of people who have never had it and talk shit about it, but it is so dam good.
Yes, I had it in a Hawaiian restaurant and was not a fan of the flavour or the texture. I'm glad you enjoy it, but I hope you'll forgive me if I decline any baked goods you proffer.
I still think it's wild they serve it in restaurants there. Imo it's not a restaurant food it's a I don't want to put effort into dinner while still having dinner taste good food.
Mac'n'cheese with a side of fried SPAM is fuckin BANGIN'.
Wanna be extra lazy, cube that shit, fry the cubes, mix into the mac, some white pepper mixed in. Put that shit in a bowl, call it a meal.
Spam and noodles has gotten me through some hard times.
https://www.hormelfoods.com/recipe/spam-peanut-butter-and-chocolate-chip-cookies/
Our good friends at Hormel have guidance... But basically they make it crispy like bacon first.
This is one of those things that, if I can was in another country, if someone were to describe the base ingredients (like not literally spam but "pork" or whatever), I would think, "Not for me most of the time, but sounds like a tasty thing to try once."
Spam Wellington!
But Wellington uses puff pastry, not cookie dough…
And yes, of course people have already done this: 
Gotta get that umami flavour!
This is almost as bad as the peanut butter cup pizza.
Which was horrible btw.
no
Stuff from the Vulgar Chef shouldn't count.
Is the food crime murdering a pig? I don't see how this is worse than a pie. Baked good around meat.
Might actually be good? Sweet and savory?
Spookie reminds me of "Spuckie". (Obviously different).