you might be the sweetest peach on the tree but I don't fucking like peaches
this post was submitted on 16 Jul 2024
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All these replies and not a single POTUSA reference. Shameful.
I don't get it
Peaches come from a can.
They were put there by a man
https://youtu.be/3GCrzjVdmSg?si=hlrDLbGbrEzb4BjO
That might enlighten things for you.
Also your user name sounds like a character from a Pratchett nouvel
I'm really glad I found my weirdo and that I was her "He's weird 😍"
Same. How I ever found a lady who enthusiastically listens while I talk about my weird interests I'll never know. We're lucky dudes.
Heartache.
Mood
Weird > boring
Your boring is somebody else’s chill. Your weird is somebody else’s spaz.
Raise your hand if you're still waiting on you "shes weird 😳😍😍"
✋
"She's weird" is a prerequisite for me.
That's cool, but they must be incredibly lucky to find each other.
Yeah, but 'Ew, he's creepy 🤮😟😐" doesn't have an 'Aw he's creepy 🤗😊☺️'.
Three words. Edward scissors hands.
That's a fictional character.
Most people on social media are
Depends, "creepy" has been so over-used in some circles that it can mean anything someone doesn't find attractive. Like being a bit weird.
Finally somebody says it.
Embrace the oddity, embrace the weirdness.
Definitely the latter for me.
If the internet has taught me one thing, it's that no matter what or who you're referencing, there is somebody out there that is insane enough to be attracted to it. And I mean that about literally anything.