Just post something π
I would be responsible for creating more and more paper forms which have to be filled by hand before each task.
PS: Can you guess what I'm doing now?
I race up a mountain in an old suv. Hang gliders fly up and land at rhe top of the mountain. We all drive down to the landing zone.
~~I travel on-site to build server clusters wherever my company needs them.~~
I decommission Raspberry Pis at home.
I find people who have been injured by corporations and greed, and rob them.
I become a Asset Liability Mismanagement specialist.
My job is to devise an investment strategy and corresponding pension benefit structure that maximises the chance that the pension fund runs out of money before all pensions are paid, and does so as quickly as possible while taking as much risk as possible.
So basically what pension schemes did in the 80s and 90s.
I reverse-engineer software.
Same, which is funny because i sometimes do that for fun as a hobby lol
Traumatise people.
Could be fun for a while!
If you pick the people carefully and tailor the trauma, I might not even take issue with it.
I disorganize rare books and artifacts π
I go to people's houses and steal their books.
I make chemical weapons to kill millions.
I guess my job is everything.
Edit: And I guess no more recovering from medical stuff. Maybe about 2 years from now I'll be post surgery enough to start working again.
Visit people's houses and take their food.
Having.a job instead of waiting for the next quarter of college. As to what the job is, couldn't tell you.
I'm sitting at home with PTSD from deployment instead of working, so the opposite would be me working without PTSD. That would be great, where do I sign?
I assemble and disassemble industrial machinery for final testing. I already do the opposite of what I do?
I guess now I ensure that hot water heaters will explode?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rGWmONHipVo&pp=ygUfbXl0aGJ1c3RlcnMgd2F0ZXIgaGVhdGVyIHJvY2tldA%3D%3D
I break bones...
I encourage people to use drugs in the most dangerous way possible. Occasionally kidnapping people from hospitals or rehabs and then dump them on the streets.
A super hierarchical and meaningless job in a big company, for which I'm well-paid. I have a lot of colleagues and I hate them. I have no right to initiative and strict but quiet schedules.
I think I work at Crowdstrike now
I'm now taking digital databases and write them by hand in an unnecessarily vomplicated fashion to paper while making up a story for each entry.
I do not sell software. Donβt install it. If you try to anyway and have questions, I will provide instructions on how to completely fuck your integration up.
I have to make sure life is as difficult as possible, and squash all opportunity for learning and growth for the most affluent, able and healthy people who exist in our society.
What do I do....
I destroy media that large scale companies collect for various purposes.
I sit and listen while old people complain about music all day.
As a QA, I guess I'm getting zooted and living in my head!
I don't make false promises anymore. I'm free.