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I would be responsible for creating more and more paper forms which have to be filled by hand before each task.

PS: Can you guess what I'm doing now?

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[–] spacemanspiffy@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I reverse-engineer software.

[–] DacoTaco@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Same, which is funny because i sometimes do that for fun as a hobby lol

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 3 points 4 months ago

I go to people's houses and steal their books.

[–] TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I cause soft tissue damage

[–] atro_city@fedia.io 1 points 4 months ago

Do you normally repair hard tissue damage?

[–] Skyrmir@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

I now make it impossible for trade schools to be publicly funded.

[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 months ago

I decommission computers with a very efficient inventory and documentation system.

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

I race up a mountain in an old suv. Hang gliders fly up and land at rhe top of the mountain. We all drive down to the landing zone.

[–] essell@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Traumatise people.

Could be fun for a while!

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago (6 children)

If you pick the people carefully and tailor the trauma, I might not even take issue with it.

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[–] Phate18@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

I become a Asset Liability Mismanagement specialist.

My job is to devise an investment strategy and corresponding pension benefit structure that maximises the chance that the pension fund runs out of money before all pensions are paid, and does so as quickly as possible while taking as much risk as possible.

So basically what pension schemes did in the 80s and 90s.

[–] tissek@sopuli.xyz 3 points 4 months ago

I assemble and disassemble industrial machinery for final testing. I already do the opposite of what I do?

[–] tamiya_tt02@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

I make chemical weapons to kill millions.

[–] Raylon@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

I'm now taking digital databases and write them by hand in an unnecessarily vomplicated fashion to paper while making up a story for each entry.

[–] reddit_sux@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

I break bones...

[–] Fenrisulfir@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 months ago

I think I work at Crowdstrike now

[–] AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago

Having.a job instead of waiting for the next quarter of college. As to what the job is, couldn't tell you.

[–] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

I am now an oil baron.

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

I'm sitting at home with PTSD from deployment instead of working, so the opposite would be me working without PTSD. That would be great, where do I sign?

[–] BigDiction@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

I do not sell software. Don’t install it. If you try to anyway and have questions, I will provide instructions on how to completely fuck your integration up.

[–] wheeldawg@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I guess my job is everything.

Edit: And I guess no more recovering from medical stuff. Maybe about 2 years from now I'll be post surgery enough to start working again.

[–] zloubida@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

A super hierarchical and meaningless job in a big company, for which I'm well-paid. I have a lot of colleagues and I hate them. I have no right to initiative and strict but quiet schedules.

[–] AceSLive@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

I have to make sure life is as difficult as possible, and squash all opportunity for learning and growth for the most affluent, able and healthy people who exist in our society.

What do I do....

[–] PsychedSy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 months ago

I destroy aircraft tools. Sometimes I also make them.

[–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I make up pseudoscience? I guess?

btw gravity is fake, the earth is flat

[–] creditCrazy@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

No no no the earth is fat not flat

[–] Glytch@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Visit people's houses and take their food.

[–] Batmancer@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago

I encourage people to use drugs in the most dangerous way possible. Occasionally kidnapping people from hospitals or rehabs and then dump them on the streets.

[–] EvilEyedPanda@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

I'm a pastor who rails on the demonic music of today.

[–] UristMcHolland@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

I cause massive amounts of damage and disorder within local school systems.

I become a professional hotel critic.

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