TheRealLinga

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Are we in the stupidest timeline? in c/politicalhumor@lemmy.world
[–] TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

Oh snap it's the man himself! I love you el presidente!

‘We all have our eyes wide open’: Trump critics brace for dark time of retribution in c/news@lemmy.world
[–] TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 days ago (3 children)

A.k.a Jimmy Kimmel

Trump planning flurry of executive orders for first day, top aide says in c/news@lemmy.world
[–] TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 days ago

Yeah my signature is a smiley face!

Manstrual cycles in c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
[–] TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 16 points 4 days ago

I'm "abnormal" 🫨

So it's not normal to have a 55 day cycle? Oh snap!

When will it get its own trilogy? in c/lotrmemes@midwest.social
[–] TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I would watch this again and again and treasure it and call it my precious FOREVER.

The movie could be a long story arc with the main fish getting the ring stuck around them and having all sorts of adventures, learning valuable lessons and finally returning to their spawning point to teach the other local fish all the knowledge the main fish had learned. It would all wrap up to this beautifully happy ending and BAM! Déagol grabs it. Movie ends.

When I grow up... in c/comicstrips@lemmy.world
[–] TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Or a scientist.

I never did mind about the little things in c/comicstrips@lemmy.world
[–] TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

That company sucks balls. I worked at a franchise as a driver for a few years. Saw all the craziness. I still order from the same store I used to work at because my kids love the pizza, and the same 4 older dudes still work delivery there. Doomed to be stuck there for the rest of their lives. It's depressing

Google's AI enables scammers. in c/fuck_ai@lemmy.world
[–] TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago

Ah but Google is a giant company and as is U.S. law doesn't have to fave consequences for anything

Hose in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
Pin head in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

You, Pinhead! I'M DIRTY DAN

to protect and serve in c/politicalmemes@lemmy.world
[–] TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

He looks like the vampires nazi henchman in The Strain

Colours of Blood in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
[–] TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You're right. It's the Sounding Worm that is the penis parasite, not Penis Worm. Sounding Worms are aptly named because they get inside the urethra and live there, and can even cause orgasm when excited.

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Grr Windows (sh.itjust.works)
 
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They're a different species, so it's cool to eat them (sh.itjust.works)
 
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every damn morning (sh.itjust.works)
 
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Insomnia (sh.itjust.works)
 

Why does it have to always hit me so randomly? Some nights I beg my brain to stay awake past 9 and then there's nights like this where I'm wide awake for no reason

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Anyone want to join me and my wife in Destiny 2? (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works to c/patientgamers@sh.itjust.works
35 comments fedilink
 

Hey everybody! My wife and I have recently been playing Destiny 2. It's excellent imo and both of us are having tons of fun, except for one little detail...

We need a third person!

We both like to take our time with levels, enjoy the scenery, role-playing our characters... and with most of the level thingies (strikes, vanguard) its required that we have another player with us.

Sometimes that goes well, but more often than not we end up with someone who just rushes through. Totally kills the whole point of why we play!

Is there anyone out there interested in playing with us? Or have advice for finding others besides the fireteam finder thingy? That hasn't really worked so far.

I hope this doesn't violate any rules for posting on this instance!

Thanks everyone!

Edit: fixed the title so people would stop thinking I'm asking for a threesome

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How to start a career in IT/cyber security (sh.itjust.works)
 

Hi everyone! I need some help. I'm in my mid-thirties, and I had a growing career that, since covid, has gotten so flaky I can't properly provide for my family anymore. I have always been interested in tech, and would like to start a career but I'm not sure how to.

Can anyone in the field give me some advice? I don't have much college experience, only did 1 year 17/18 years ago. Looks like I need some sort of college degree, which I'm fine with.

I also saw some online "bootcamp" things... are they good? I would like to do something where I was helping companies be protected from hackers and work from home as much as possible. White hat hacker type of thing... if that's real!

Thank you everyone!

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Anyone else not able to search "all"? (sh.itjust.works)
 

Pretty much title. Went to Lemmy this morning, not able to look at stuff outside shit just works. Well, this morning shit just doesnt work!

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Thoughts? (sh.itjust.works)
 

Hi everybody!

I came here, like many others, in the mass migration of reddit. This post is not about that. I've heard enough of that. Time to move on!

This post is about shit just works! I love this federation! (Is that the right thing to say?) Anyways I was thinking about what subs I could contribute. What does everyone think about...

A sub about beginner guitar help? A sub about God of War? A sub about about Chris Cornell? I don't know... wait. Do these things already exist? I forgot to check. Shit. Maybe someone else should make them? I'm obviously incompetent. That's assuming anyone else would be interested and that they don't exist already...

Alright I'm gonna go now

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anyone else getting weird login messages? (sh.itjust.works)
 

After I log in, I'm often getting the "log in first" message when I try to visit any communities. Half the time I have to just click on my login name and it says I'm already logged in, and then I can continue. The other half I find I'm logged out and have to log back in.

Not a huge deal, but a bit tedious. Any help would be appreciated. Thank you

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