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[–] Darkard@lemmy.world 43 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

"What about Gandalf the Shite? My lord"

[–] Thavron@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

We'll make him see the error in his ways and then he'll be Gandalf the Contrite!

[–] bangsnooter@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

No shot orcs have a vocabulary large enough for contrite but I like where your head is at lol

That line could be Saruman replying to the orc, so it still works.

[–] Please_Do_Not@lemm.ee 22 points 3 months ago (1 children)

"Yeah? The jerk store called! They're out of you!

[–] Thavron@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 months ago

I suddenly have a hankering for shrimp.

[–] plunged_ewe@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] MonkeMischief 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

"Saruman the wrinky"

"Wat?!"

"SARUMAAAN THE STINKYYY!!!"

"NNNNOOOoooo^oooo^"

[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] MonkeMischief 2 points 3 months ago

Lmao good catch. Skippy keyboard strikes again. I won't even edit it. XD

[–] Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee 11 points 3 months ago

The French call it "l'esprit de l'escalier", the spirit of the staircase

When you think of the perfect comeback on your way up the stairs in a huff

[–] MustardCabbage@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 months ago

"Gandalf the White? Gandalf MY ASS"

[–] Dufurson@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 months ago

been there and done that, can relate

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

cracker ass gandalf with his fancy bleach robes

[–] TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 months ago

Comeback tomorrow.