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We only kicked him in the head because there were no stairs to throw him down, insist police (newsthump.com)
submitted 4 months ago by DxK@lemmy.world to c/theonion@midwest.social
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[–] frightful_hobgoblin@lemmy.ml 16 points 4 months ago

John Dryden: "You mean there were no stairs down which to throw him"

[–] HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

How many cops does it take to throw a guy down the stairs?

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

An embarrassingly high number.

[–] HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)

WRONG! None. He slipped.

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Then an embarrassingly high number of cops saw it happen and swear that's exactly what happened. No camera footage was found.

ACAB.