What's the story of him fucking a couch? It's one of the least problematic things about him.
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Well, we do live in the age of AI generated deepfake videos, don't we? We could feed Jesse Watters' unnatural curiosity, couldn't we?
Why are these people so fking creepy weird?
- Grabs popcorn, unzips pants *
What the fuck man i thought this was an onion article cause the headline is too good to be true
I just want to know if the couch consented…has anyone been able to verify? I hope so :(
Aunty: Oh Vance! My favorite nephew! Come in come in! Sit on the couch with me! What brings you here?
Vance: nobody likes me because I wear makeup like women do and I like to fuck the couch!
Aunty: well worry no more! You can stay with us for as long as you like! There's just one thing I need to tell you about.
Vance: what is it?
Aunty: your uncle and I have a house policy where we don't wear any clothes indoors. Is that okay? I'm sure if we talk to your uncle, we can agree to let you fuck a couch too!
Vance proceeds to get complete naked. Uncle comes into the scene and the aunty is already naked too.
Vance: hi uncle!
Uncle: well hello! I see you are getting used to the rules of the house!
Aunty: yes. He also would like it if he could fuck the couch when he feels the need.
Uncle: no problem!
Scene cuts to Vance taking a shower. For more on this please refer to your favorite pornhub show.
Finally we’ve found a use for AI.
I'm sorry... I'm way outta the loop on this one.
Someone explain?
Vance fucked a couch
(It was a joke someone made. I think it was originally amplified when AP decided to “fact check” what was clearly an internet joke)
Edit: https://ftw.usatoday.com/2024/07/jd-vance-couch-memes-associated-press
AP pulled the fact check at one point
"Fox host demands" = "Child has on-air tantrum"
All you gotta do is ignore it and it becomes a weird little internet thing. And here we are lol
Rules potentially invoked.. 34, 35, .. 49..