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[–] glimse@lemmy.world 147 points 2 months ago (6 children)

We will be GLAD to return when Christians & Those who fear God and HATE evil!

what

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 68 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Real Christians understand.

[–] neidu2@feddit.nl 47 points 2 months ago

Aneurysms work in mysterious ways

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 45 points 2 months ago (2 children)

"God fearing" has always struck me as a ridiculous statement. It's supposed to be a positive, like, that person respected God. No. Jesus preached of a loving God. He was delusional, apocalyptic, and a product of his time and circumstances, but he said his god loved everyone. Throw that tired shit away.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 42 points 2 months ago (3 children)

You're thinking New Testament God.

Old Testament God is a big mean motherfucker and he will fuck you up unless you follow his very strict rules. In fact, he won't just fuck you up, he will fuck up your entire tribe collectively because you didn't follow the rules.

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 32 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Largely because he wasn't the only God kicking around. Jehovah was originally just another local deity, but he beat up the others. You really were supposed to be afraid of the awesome power your god wielded. Ties back to the language of "you shall have no other gods before Me" - they were around, and they were real, but Jehovah was the baddest of them all.

Moses didn't try to convince the Egyptians to worship Jehovah, he tried to make them scared of Jehovah.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 21 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

I like how the Egyptians considered the Israelite god to be an evil spiteful desert war God that lied about how his people were treated.

There's zero evidence that they were enslaved by the Egyptians and then revolted. But thanks to one king and centuries of retoric, here we are.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

The funny thing is that they were enslaved by the Babylonians. And they did wander through the desert back to their homeland once they were freed. A much bigger desert.

Because if it took them 40 years to cross the Sinai, something was seriously wrong.

So my guess is that at some point, some Hebrew King was like, "you know what? I like the Persians. They run Babylon now. And FUCK THOSE EGYPTIAN MOTHERFUCKERS! We're changing the story!" And since the King was the voice of Yaweh on Earth, now they were freed from Egypt.

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[–] Walican132 9 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I propose a new cinematic universe, and/or game series of wrestling matches between the gods.

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[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

He'll also spontaneously change the rules at anytime and then kill your family.

"God fearing" is a train of thought for a reason.

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[–] primrosepathspeedrun@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

okay but without fear isn't there no morality? and, like, if nobody's suffering, is there really such a thing as justice? if there's not at least one child in a basement being tortured and treated like dirt, can you even call it a society? I mean, obviously the optimal number of people being horrible tortured in society is "everyone but me, in the sickest ways I can imagine", but, y'know, progress is progress

-every fascist

[–] stevedidwhat_infosec@infosec.pub 12 points 2 months ago

Trying to interpret grammar/meaning for what is obviously a real-world schizo post is where u made your first mistake

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[–] retrolasered@lemmy.zip 63 points 2 months ago (1 children)

When you learn how to nest lists in your favourite word processor

[–] Diabolo96@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 months ago
[–] amio@lemmy.world 61 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

"We will be GLAD to return when Christians & Those who fear God and HATE evil! Thank ------ You,"

... yeah, that seems about right.

[–] HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com 45 points 2 months ago (7 children)

I mean. The actuall complaint is to early and Ill agree with that part. I don't like holidays starting up more than a month before. october for holloween, november for thanksgiving, december for christmass, march for saint pats, febuary for valentines and whenever for easter if it can get its act together. Ill give that an exception as mardi gras is its own thing. Oh but if its fireworks can we keep those to just the day of and maybe before and after but we don't need a week of it. blah blah. man yells at cloud.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 34 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You can bet they don't mind Christmas decoration is up 4 months before Christmas though.

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[–] WalrusDragonOnABike 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Halloween is an exception cause its the coolest one.

[–] HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com 15 points 2 months ago

for me the more I like it the less I want it going early as it spoils the actual day. im sick of it by the time I should be most hyped.

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[–] LesserAbe@lemmy.world 40 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm impressed the people of Tulsa put aside their differences to issue this joint statement

[–] Goldmage263@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago

Lived near there once. It was truly amazing to see how unified the entire populus was. Nobody ever got into fights over anything, and there certainly weren't any stabbings at a bar in town while I was there.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 31 points 2 months ago

Pussy-ass bitch didn't include a return address

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I just love the idea that their almighty god can be defeated with cheap chinese plastic decorations at the dollar store.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

It's amazing how many things hurt the omnipotent being they worship. The words "happy holidays," red cups, plastic Halloween decorations in July...

[–] cornshark@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I thought the top warlock of NYC was Magnus Bane?

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[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago (5 children)

I mean, I cant say I disagree with the irrational rage of holiday creep. seeing Christmas shit out in october, and halloween shit out in July/August is infuriating.

Far better ways to to approach it than this ridiculous satanic panic and other myriad religious bullshit, though.

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[–] Freefall@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago (2 children)

"the majority"...you keep using that word....

[–] Snowpix@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 months ago

People like this usually aren't smart or sane enough to understand perspective. They think everyone thinks the way they do and can't fathom otherwise.

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[–] the_artic_one@programming.dev 20 points 2 months ago

I guess they aren't aware that Big Lots starts putting up Christmas stuff at the beginning of October.

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago

When a minority of people think they are the majority. Fewer trash like them every year.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Have the courage to stand by your convictions and print a return address.

[–] Garbanzo@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

There's not enough room for the addresses of all the citizens of Tulsa

[–] madcaesar@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Fucking hell, evangelical freaks fear God too?? Is their entire day just fear 24/7? Afraid of gays, afraid of trans, afraid of communism?! afraid of socialism, afraid of Muslims...

What an awful existence...

[–] nickiwest@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Yes. Fear is the basis of Christian fundamentalism, and it has become a super convenient way for the Republican party to keep them in line.

When fear is the baseline for your worldview, you see boogeymen around every corner.

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[–] UsefulInfoPlz@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

Fuck these people. Last year they were playing Christmas carols BEFORE halloween. It’s nauseating.

[–] JimmyBigSausage@lemm.ee 15 points 2 months ago (6 children)

Uh, Big Lots is closing all of their stores in October. Guess they won.

[–] ShepherdPie@midwest.social 14 points 2 months ago

Know what else is in October? HALLOWEEN and all the wickedness!

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[–] Waldowal@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I'm going to write a LETTER with different COLORED words because I don't REALLY understand emphasis.

[–] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"Hello, police? I'm just calling to ask, how evil is Halloween?"

[–] LesserAbe@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

Hi, I understand you used to be the head warlock?

[–] carl_dungeon@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

I agree with the holiday items coming out wayyyy to early and was on board with this person at first… then I realized they’re a delusional fundie and it makes me want to buy extra Halloween stuff just out of spite.

[–] joenforcer@midwest.social 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

3b. Christians & Those who fear God and HATE evil!

Should we... should we tell them that it's originally a Christian holiday?

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[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 months ago

3b give me a verb!

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I half agree with Halloween stuff not being up in October, not that I care about Halloween as a holiday, but at least wait until September.

[–] cdf12345@lemm.ee 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Halloween is now a huge cash cow, it’s quietly become the holiday that people spend the most on decorations. So I don’t really blame them.

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[–] bulwark@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (10 children)

Halloween is my favorite holiday. All the WICKEDNESS !

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