this post was submitted on 18 Aug 2024
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[–] pipe01@programming.dev 74 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The congratulations one always gets me

[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's the good part of the joke, really.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

to me the funny part is that it uses the end points of a scale to expand using end points of two completely unrelated scales, phrases of approval and fucking loot (or taking card) rarity

[–] cuuube@lemmy.world 41 points 2 months ago
[–] gencha@lemm.ee 30 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I fucking hate it when they don't know how to prepare a proper legendary steak at a restaurant

[–] serpineslair@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Wdym I can't have my steak extraordinary?

[–] petersr@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My restaurant just drags me out to pet the cow and I say thanks, pay them and go home.

[–] gencha@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

Sounds like a pretty sweet deal

[–] Wild_Mastic@lemmy.world 19 points 3 months ago

Should have been ash-stounding

[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This is awesome! But who is the unreal guy?

[–] leekleak@lemmy.world 22 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] TheDarksteel94@sopuli.xyz 53 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yep, that's him. For those who still don't get it: He's the CEO of Epic Games who are also the developers of Unreal Engine.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 15 points 2 months ago

He wrote the original Unreal Engine. He's not just some suit with money.

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Fuck you Tim

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 8 points 2 months ago

I managed to make a congratulations bread some days ago. On the bright side, it was extra crispy all around

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Impossible is its own spectrum.

[–] SingularEye@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 months ago
[–] deuleb_biezelbob@programming.dev 2 points 3 months ago

there is much more room between rare and epic