So Jesus is fossil fuel? : memes

[–] db2@sopuli.xyz 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm sure he wouldn't mind turning a tank full of water in to alcohol. Let's find out.

[–] Granixo@feddit.cl 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I mean, it was his mother who convinced him on the first place.

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago

"Baby, you know how mommy gets without her drinks, now do your little magic trick..."

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Or maybe the driver's Catholic.

[+] Spliffman1@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

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[–] moistclump@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

At the end of the Bible, Jesus is said to have ascended to heaven. For Jesus to power the vehicle he would have had to die and been buried.

Ironically this person may be saying the Bible isn’t true, he didn’t ascend, he was human like us and died like us and became part of the carbon cycle like us.

[–] sorebuttfromsitting@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

he was a zombie, and no other zombies have survived for the fossil and archaeological record. so... eaten by other zombies? yes or no.

[–] tubateit@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

The power of christ propels you!

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 10 points 1 year ago

jesussoarus rex

[–] MudMan@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago

Pretty sure Jesus is a renewable power source. He does take three days to charge back up, though.

[–] XTornado@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ohh so God created the Dinosaurs after all...

[–] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 year ago

“And the Winchester rifle to protect man from them and the homosexuals”

[–] bi_tux@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If Jesus is fossil fuel, that makes him a dead dinosaur, if he used to be a dinosaur, christians don't have any arguments against evolution (not like they had some before tho)

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Surely you've heard of Raptor Jesus.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dinos turn into oil. Why wouldn't Christ?

[–] CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 year ago

Not enough time has passed for that process yet

[–] ohlaph@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Maybe he turned water into ethanol?

[–] bfe_hermit@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

How much horsepower is Jesus producing?

[–] elxeno@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

g-sus

[–] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Unsustainable, dwindling, archaic resource, so yea

[–] Ragerist@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

No no, religion is bullshit, sooo methane?

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

No, see, Jesus is the illegal immigrant worker that uses bike pedals to power the Flux Capacitor. The engine still runs on ordinary gasoline. Except they don't believe in science so they're Flux Capacitor is just 3 silly straws with uninsulated wires running through them.

[–] andi242@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago

Jesus has gas.

[+] uphillbothways@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

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[–] Facebones@reddthat.com 1 points 1 year ago

Some people worse fossil fuels like they're Jesus 🤷

[–] mtchristo@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Is that car brand sold in the U$?

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