cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/18875765
I am not a crocodile; therefore, this sign is not for me
this post was submitted on 21 Aug 2024
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Good because if you were a crocodile swimming there would be dangerous for you. Or expensive or whatever made the sign maker make the sign.
If they were a crocodile though, they would not swim there. Because Crocodiles Do Not Swim there.
The sign is on land, so it's correct.
Tell me about it.
Spoiler alert: it's alligators.
about 30 min ago i woke up from a dream where my civic broke down (ive been dealing with car trouble irl) and i had to drive a mega tonka truck looking thing for a night. I drive it all night and apparently offroad into a swamp; i wake up (in the dream still) on a berm in the middle of the swamp looking for a way out. i start running as fast as i can and notice the water is moving about 10 feet behind me; something is following me in the water. i keep running. i eventually make it to a concrete stairwell and go up, turn the corner, and in the stairwell a couple is driving this little smart car looking thing; the coridor is so tight I smack into the driver side window and crack it. he gets out and is angry at me, so i tell him to go down the stairs if hes so brave. he does, and i hear screams (the crocodile was walking up the stairs i guess...) then i finished the dream by balancing on some random poles and bollards and things. it was scary... but neat.