crystaline_porpoise

joined 2 years ago

Mind your accents! in c/science_memes@mander.xyz

Screw smartphones and social media, I want to see a medieval peasant react to a combine harvester in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

[–] crystaline_porpoise@hexbear.net 9 points 3 days ago

i commented this in the wrong post

fuck it im leaving it

Screw smartphones and social media, I want to see a medieval peasant react to a combine harvester in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

[–] crystaline_porpoise@hexbear.net 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

beanis beanis

beanís beanis

béanis beanis

beañis mario-thumbs-up

it's just science in c/science_memes@mander.xyz

[–] crystaline_porpoise@hexbear.net 2 points 4 days ago

fuck yeah I love this Mars Volta album

RETVRN in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

[–] crystaline_porpoise@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

you guys have Poundland, though.

It occurred in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

[–] crystaline_porpoise@hexbear.net 10 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

your honor shut the fuck up cuz you wasn't even there saul-your-honor

Trump to name Marco Rubio Secretary of State says NYT in c/news@hexbear.net

[–] crystaline_porpoise@hexbear.net 5 points 6 days ago

i really need to block c/fakenews

Fugazi - Waiting Room in c/music@hexbear.net

[–] crystaline_porpoise@hexbear.net 1 points 1 week ago

i am a patient boy

They Might Be Giants — I Should Be Allowed to Think in c/music@hexbear.net

[–] crystaline_porpoise@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

i went into a local tattoo shop yesterday and they were playing "little birdhouse in your soul" and naturally i was like "aw, fuck - yeah, this is my jam" and then starting softly singing all the words which i think confused them because I was wearing a very scary death metal outfit at the time I-was-saying

Top five white boys in history? in c/askchapo@hexbear.net

[–] crystaline_porpoise@hexbear.net 17 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Meatwad

Martin Scorsese

Megaman

Barack Obama

Shake

BRB just saw two Norwegians in a helicopter chasing a sled dog. in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

[–] crystaline_porpoise@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

the-democrat its probably nothing

NOAA Announces New Hurricane Hunter Planes in c/earthscience@mander.xyz

[–] crystaline_porpoise@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

this made me imagine a future where the US literally fights climate change by launching missiles and nukes at hurricanes

mission-accomplished-1 mission-accomplished-2

like that scene in Independence Day where all the F-15s are like "DAMN, THEY HAVE A FORCEFIELD!!" but instead of a mothership theyre launching rockets at a wind funnel over the atlantic