crystaline_porpoise

joined 2 years ago
[–] crystaline_porpoise@hexbear.net 1 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

about 30 min ago i woke up from a dream where my civic broke down (ive been dealing with car trouble irl) and i had to drive a mega tonka truck looking thing for a night. I drive it all night and apparently offroad into a swamp; i wake up (in the dream still) on a berm in the middle of the swamp looking for a way out. i start running as fast as i can and notice the water is moving about 10 feet behind me; something is following me in the water. i keep running. i eventually make it to a concrete stairwell and go up, turn the corner, and in the stairwell a couple is driving this little smart car looking thing; the coridor is so tight I smack into the driver side window and crack it. he gets out and is angry at me, so i tell him to go down the stairs if hes so brave. he does, and i hear screams (the crocodile was walking up the stairs i guess...) then i finished the dream by balancing on some random poles and bollards and things. it was scary... but neat.

[–] crystaline_porpoise@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I just got a free Yamaha PSR-36 for helping my friend's grandma with her garage sale. I'm like 90% sure I'm gonna make some sick dungeoncore soundtrack with it.

If I can actually motivate myself to record between work I'll share it with yall, because holy shit it sounds sick.

Every now and then I go back and rewatch Shaunvid's 3 hour video essay on this. It's really well done. Would recommend.

Also god damn, really says everything about both capitalist bloodlust and us-foreign-policy that the term "humane" is attached to the idea of nuking civilians. As long as it's a western country doing it, of course!

[–] crystaline_porpoise@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[–] crystaline_porpoise@hexbear.net 52 points 3 months ago (3 children)

shocked-pikachu

This was always the plan, btw

[–] crystaline_porpoise@hexbear.net 40 points 3 months ago (7 children)

thanks for reminding me i have this megaman game on my phone emulator I-was-saying

[–] crystaline_porpoise@hexbear.net 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

the xenomorph. every time i see her impale someone with her tiny second mouth or bleed acid im like "hahahaha slay queen! literally me!"

[–] crystaline_porpoise@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

first they came for the bucket chicken family meal, and i did not speak up grillman

[–] crystaline_porpoise@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

We see basically the same arguments with China, though even the most deranged westoids get that China's GDP is high. But the same dissonant claims about their economy being about to collapse even though they are single handedly undermining US hegemony, their tech being behind even though they apparently live in a tech ruled surveillance state, etc.

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