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[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 23 points 3 weeks ago

🥚🥚✂️❗

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Don’t pee on the egg cutters?

[–] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 22 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Do not piss here. I have cameras and will cut off your balls

Not sure what the sign is saying tho

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

something about scissoring eggs.

[–] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

The automatic scissors robot will cut off your huevos

[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

But then where will they store the pee?

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

In the microplastics.

[–] JoMomma@lemm.ee 5 points 3 weeks ago

le mie uova!

[–] MrBadApple@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 3 weeks ago

Free vasectomy!

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Dale Uevo !!