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[–] SandmanXC@lemmy.world 37 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

...And you're a school bus driver for a Sunday school

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

But god said you weren’t supposed to work on the sabbath. So you go back to sleep and the church totally pays you all that tax free money.

[–] jet@hackertalks.com 14 points 3 weeks ago

That's not a nap, that's straight up dementia. Fugue state and everything

[–] dufkm@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I frequently dream about having an upcoming quantum physics exam which I have not studied for. It's 12 years since I handed in my master's thesis and got my engineering degree.

Am I normal?

[–] Vathsade@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 weeks ago

Uh, I am "normal" too, frequent dreams of engineering school...

Sometimes I find out I have an exam for a class I didn't know I was taking...

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 weeks ago

A lifetime of continually missing the bus is hard on the body.

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

I feel seen.

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Are you 52 years old man who just dreamed of being a child

...or child who is currently dreaming of being 52 years old man.

[–] mysticalone@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

How is this not a shitpost?

[–] Alice@hilariouschaos.com 1 points 3 weeks ago