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[–] Floshie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It'd go like this: "Excuse me, do you happen to know where Joseph Farto is ?"

[–] Fester@lemm.ee 10 points 2 months ago
[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sounds like a character in Star Wars.

[–] occhionaut@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Cousin of the famous Glup Shitto

[–] Arbiter@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sounds like a star wars character.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 5 points 2 months ago

Darth Bum Farto.

[–] Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

Apparently there was a musical about this guy and his disappearance

[–] Case@lemmynsfw.com 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

God who looks at the mirror and sees that and still thinks "Yeah I can talk to women."

I'm homely, but god damn.

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Attitude, personality and confidence can make an ugly man look good.

Or at least that's how it's worked out for me.

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago

Mans probably got a few tbh. Seems like the kinda guy some women would go for.

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

“This Bum Farto stinks, I tell ya!”

[–] hoss@lemmynsfw.com 10 points 2 months ago

He was ripped from the world and gone like the wind 💨

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Look I'll name my kotor characters what I want and you can't do anything about it

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

That's 100% the name of a Benny Hill character or something out of the British Panto tradition 😄

[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Whatever drug he was dealing should be called 'he who first smelt it'.

[–] DiploRaucous@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

I mean, I imagine it was crack.

[–] udon@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

He would probably have died of natural causes anyway by now. But just disappearing for a few decades might be a sign someone wasn't happy with his bodily integrity? Maybe he chills below one of the Miami skyscrapers now or whatever people in his business do in such cases.

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Vanished like a fart in the wind

[–] puchaczyk@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 months ago

I wish his name was Richard...

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 3 points 2 months ago

whoever smelt it, dealt it.