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When Jesus revokes your driver’s licenses you know you did something wrong.
No Jesus is just being the fun police, its when Satan or a trickster god revoke your license is when you did something wrong. Either that or its Loki and you have been set as the designated fall guy since he fucked up and needs someone to vaguely distract Thor while Loki unfucks what he did.
WAR BOYS
Damn that's my exact car interior. Most likely an Audi A3 (8V)
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MFW He wants me to be with Him in His heavenly kingdom.
"Where's the body!" "Where's the steering wheel!" "Where's the father!" One of his classics...
This is one in a million
When i see a bad driver, i pull up next to them and say " Jesus take the wheel!" They usually drive better afterwards.