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Star Wars Memes

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Hello there. Somehow, Star Wars memes have returned. It's not a trap, this is where the fun begins.

Technical note: if you're coming from another star system and are getting a "Subscription pending" message when trying to dock, that's just the console being slow to display the right message. The connection is already established. (Probably.)

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IMPORTANT

Do not post the "good friend" or similar copypasta

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Special days!

Friday and weekends: Caption contest. An image will be pinned, and we shall make captions for it and post them in the comments.

Wednesday: Theme day. We have Droids day, EU day, poem day, aliens day... Let the pinned post guide you. Memes with the theme are preferred.

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Other universes to visit:

!lotrmemes@midwest.social

!risa@startrek.website

Separatist systems:

!didyoueverhear@lemmy.world

!prequelmemes@lemmy.ml

!prequelmemes@lemmy.world

Oh hey some real SW content for a change (perhaps):

!star_wars@lemmy.world

!starwars@lemmy.ml

!starwars@lemmy.world

!starwarstelevision@lemmy.world

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Our galactic citizens have requested more specific rules, so here are a few.

The general idea is, if you're looking here for rules, you're probably someone who doesn't need to have them spelled out. You're fine. But anyway:

  1. This is a community for Star Wars memes. This means typically screenshots of Star Wars media with some text or context that's meant to be funny and/or thoughtful. All SW media is welcome: movies, games, comic books, fanart... Other kinds of content, like video links or meta memes (about this community, or Lemmy), are fine as well, just keep it on topic.

  2. We are all friends here, and love (sometimes love to hate) Star Wars. Be nice to each other.

  3. As fans of fictional media, we can be passionate. If you very strongly disagree with something or someone, take a deep breath before reacting. Anger leads to the dark side!

  4. Everything in Star Wars has happened a long time ago, in a galaxy far away, and it's a rich universe of millions of words and millions of years of history. So current Earthly matters really shouldn't concern us here. In other words, leave politics, philosophies and convictions behind the door. This applies even if it's about something related to Star Wars.

  5. Original content is preferred. Reposts are fine, just please limit to a maximum of 3 per day, per citizen. It is recommended, but not required, to mark original memes as (OC) and reposts as (repost).

  6. Local mods are the Jedi council. They may take actions that are necessary to maintain peace and stability of the Republic, even beyond the rules outlined here. Follow their guidance.

  7. Regular rules of the Lemmy.world instance apply.

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[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 39 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Luke, you switched off your targeting computer! You're pissing everywhere!

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago

"Nothing. I'm all righ- *puke*"

[–] Kintarian@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't think I can pee that high

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago

Only one way to find out.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 23 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

walks into the bathroom wearing a blindfold

Uses the Force of his stream to clean the stains off the bowl

[–] wjrii@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Negative. It didn’t go in. It was just a peck’n on the surface!

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Wait, do you think that's the original line, or are you riffing?

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

This one, I’m riffing.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

We’re going in full throttle! That aughta keep them off our backs!

[–] wjrii@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Get clear, Wedge. You can’t do any more good back there!

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Darth Vadar walks in, waiting next in line.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Does his suit come with a zipper in the crotch area? Or maybe just an access port?

[–] wjrii@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm sure the "Legends Expanded Universe" people have something about Palpatine intentionally removing the zipper and replacing it with like a jagged catheter that deposits itchy peepee directly in his boot or something, to make him angrier.

[–] tryitout@infosec.pub 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Just like there's a machine that removes/places his helmet, his toilet has machinery that removes his codpiece and pulls down his pants for him. It's also equipped with a full-service bidet.

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

If it can also give reach arounds, consider my interest piqued

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Prolly, yes. The plastic bit just flips up.

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 2 points 2 weeks ago

I didn’t have anything fancy in mind, just pulls down the pants or whatever. I think he’s wearing something like robes though. I also don’t have a clue what the state of his equipment is. Whether he’s got anything down there or if its all machine.

[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 6 points 2 weeks ago

"Trust the Force"

[–] Kintarian@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Challenge accepted

[–] MeekerThanBeaker@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

They didn't want to spring for the color print or did that not mesh well with the color palette in the room?

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh god, I just had the random thought of what if you took a piss and it all came out at once in two short bursts with the POWoo POWoo laser sound effects, causing you to almost collapse from shock.

[–] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That's similar to something else I do

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

You should see the doctor about the noises, they're not suppose to make sounds like that.

[–] Smoogs@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Later: pee all the way up the wall

[–] CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Negative. It didn't go in. It just impacted on the surface.

[–] TK420@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Missed an opportunity to make the number 069420

2187 or 1138 would be classier.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

9gag is still around huh