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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 105 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Discovery is full of shows all about people looking for things but not discovering them.

[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 25 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Last time I watched anything like that, probably on netflix, they where looking for pirate gold and actually found it ... buried in a military munitions burial area they couldn't reasonably or legally excavate.

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[–] Kintarian@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It is frustrating. I still haven't found that damn Grail yet.

[–] 667@lemmy.radio 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

One does have to know the airspeed velocity of an unlaiden swallow.

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[–] doleo@lemmy.one 67 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] Kintarian@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 58 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Because around 20 years ago these networks figured out that they can make just as much money pumping out cheap and crappy reality shows as they can by creating expensive and difficult to produce quality programming.

[–] Kintarian@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 18 points 2 months ago

capiTALiSm bREeDS INnOvATIon

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[–] eran_morad@lemmy.world 57 points 2 months ago (5 children)

PBS is the only television worth a damn. Incidentally, it is replete with history, documentaries, non-editorial news, music, and science.

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Their YouTube channels are also top notch. Spacetime, Storied, Eons, Terra, Origins, Be Smart... all gold.

[–] IsoSpandy@lemm.ee 11 points 2 months ago

Man I love Spacetime and Eons. I have watched almost all of spacetime. I wish there were a spacetime hardcore where they threw as much math at me as possible. Awesome channels

[–] Chewget@lemm.ee 14 points 2 months ago

That's why they want to get rid of it

[–] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 months ago

Shout-out the PBS passport. $5 a month and I get all the antiques roadshow I can handle.

[–] jaxiiruff@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 months ago

So true. PBS has always been a reliable place to find something decent to watch when all else fails I feel. Not to mention no commercials! or very little if any.

[–] Jolteon@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 months ago

It's the tv version of NPR

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 47 points 2 months ago (2 children)

There's no foxes on Fox News either.

[–] Chewget@lemm.ee 39 points 2 months ago
[–] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, because they own the rights to the name. If only I ran Fox News.. damn them.

[–] Zoboomafoo@slrpnk.net 12 points 2 months ago

Today on Fox News

This one is taking a nap in the snow. Was it a good nap? Did they have nice dreams? We'll investigate!

[–] fruitycoder@sh.itjust.works 31 points 2 months ago

Reminds of an observation my dad made once about how neighborhoods are named after what had to cleared away to build there. Oakwoods. Rolling hills. Pleasent view. Etc etc

[–] Jomega@lemmy.world 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Don't forget Animal Planet, which hosts shows about tree houses and mermaids now.

[–] jaxiiruff@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 months ago

that one pisses me off the most, not to mention that pitbulls and parolees or whatever the fuck its supposed to be. I swear its on every day.

[–] eezeebee@lemmy.ca 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

History channel has Forged in Fire where, for about 30 seconds per episode, they give a quick lesson about the historic weapon the contestants will make.

But yeah, TV is bullshit. Fuck commercials.

[–] BowtiesAreCool@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I always appreciated that in shows like Pawn Stars and American Pickers, yeah the main point is entertainment, but they actually made an effort to explain the objects and history around them.

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[–] ieightpi@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Cable is dying and they will do whatever it takes to keep it afloat until the last second

[–] Kintarian@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (5 children)

I can't remember the last time I had a cable subscription. It's been a while.

[–] zephorah@lemm.ee 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The last time I had cable was the year of 9/11. And that was only because I plugged in a stray cable on a whim and found that my upstairs apartment tapped into the the cable from the downstairs apartment.

Honestly, with internet, I never saw the point. And internet only cost $10-25/mo back then. Ofc, by about 2012 or so they became wise to that being the trend and started jacking the internet bill rates. And now internet costs the same as cable used to cost, or more, depending.

But I don’t think anyone ever did a GenX is Killing Cable TV headline.

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[–] stoly@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago (4 children)

There used to be. Turns out you can make more money with reality TV.

[–] Kintarian@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

Which reminds me. Reality TV isn't real.

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[–] rekabis@lemmy.ca 21 points 2 months ago

Because of capitalism. Because all content must drive quarterly profit ever-higher.

Meanwhile, public broadcasting (PBS) is still putting out great content for families regardless of profitability.

[–] DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 months ago

Enshittification time

[–] Inucune@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago

Sometimes I can get the weather forecast on The Weather Channel.

[–] EatATaco@lemm.ee 16 points 2 months ago

But there are letters on ABC.

Checkmate, atheists.

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I was 100% watching MTV the other day and they legitimately played some music

Thought I was hallucinating

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[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

advertising is the most corrosive poison

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[–] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)

All those examples (except MTV) is David Zaslav hard at work. So glad he's in charge of WB now!

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Don't even get me started about the Body Shop.

[–] Kintarian@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

No bodies I suppose. The old bait and switch.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I just wanted a couple of them for my own reasons and now I have a lifetime ban from the place.

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[–] TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Olive oil is made of olives… at least in Italy it is. Anyway, what about baby oil? Better not think about it.

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[–] paraphrand@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago (4 children)

All of those channels were idealistic and naive. The reality of capitalism destroyed them.

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[–] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Learning on The Learning Channel (TLC)

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[–] jhoward@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 2 months ago

They use to say television rots the brain, but now it's clear that television just rots.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Nickelodeon wasn't actually a movie theater that cost a nickel per show.

Fox isn't owned or operated by foxes.

ABC is not gum that has already been chewed.

Thank God for Cartoon Network.

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[–] TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Someone should make a channel called boredom.

[–] harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)
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[–] arefx@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)
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[–] LarmyOfLone@lemm.ee 9 points 2 months ago

There is no socialism on social media

[–] ulkesh@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Ah, but is there Sy in Syfy?

No. No there isn’t.

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