Asklemmy

I'll take always being able to understand what people are saying, even if the voice is muffled or on a low quality recording or whatever. In conversations, I'd never have to ask people to repeat themselves.

(It doesn't mean I could understand any language or code, just that I can correctly make out the words.)

I already have. Things break 10 times faster when I touch them.

Gets the USB-A the right way the first time man, which is really an underlying true power of like a glove man, where no matter what it is, it will always fit - like a glove.

Captain Hair

Never forget a name or face.

Elevator is always waiting at the floor Im on. Man.

When programming, I never make the same mistake twice.

Never Only One Sock Woman!

As an American it obviously has to be no healthcare bills man.

Having recently undergone a full extraction of my remaining teeth and gotten dentures, I'll take "has a healthy set of teeth"- or "can afford dental implants"-man

How do you define B-tier superpower?

I’d want the ability to swap consciousness with other people, with their consent, for a short time.

It would be interesting to see what it’s like to be colour blind, or to experience what things taste like to people who dislike food I enjoy.