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Big brain tech dude got yet another clueless take over at HackerNews etc? Here's the place to vent. Orange site, VC foolishness, all welcome.

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Need to let loose a primal scream without collecting footnotes first? Have a sneer percolating in your system but not enough time/energy to make a whole post about it? Go forth and be mid: Welcome to the Stubsack, your first port of call for learning fresh Awful you’ll near-instantly regret.

Any awful.systems sub may be subsneered in this subthread, techtakes or no.

If your sneer seems higher quality than you thought, feel free to cut’n’paste it into its own post — there’s no quota for posting and the bar really isn’t that high.

The post Xitter web has spawned soo many “esoteric” right wing freaks, but there’s no appropriate sneer-space for them. I’m talking redscare-ish, reality challenged “culture critics” who write about everything but understand nothing. I’m talking about reply-guys who make the same 6 tweets about the same 3 subjects. They’re inescapable at this point, yet I don’t see them mocked (as much as they should be)

Like, there was one dude a while back who insisted that women couldn’t be surgeons because they didn’t believe in the moon or in stars? I think each and every one of these guys is uniquely fucked up and if I can’t escape them, I would love to sneer at them.

(Semi-obligatory thanks to @dgerard for starting this)

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[–] gerikson@awful.systems 13 points 4 days ago (3 children)
[–] V0ldek@awful.systems 4 points 3 days ago

The terms, concerningly, don't give a firm data retention time frame, and say that LineLeap may be "unable to fully delete or de-identify" user data due to "technical" or "other operational reasons."

My villain arc is going to be turning into Thanos and collecting them stones just to enforce GDPR forever into cosmic law with a snap of my fingers.

[–] froztbyte@awful.systems 7 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

the very first thing I thought of as I started reading this is this track by a small ZA artist I discovered a while back, and I started it to play as backtrack for reading

[–] o7___o7@awful.systems 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

This person is as correct as they are committed to the vibes. Great sneer.

[–] froztbyte@awful.systems 9 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

other-other-other-other scott tweeted again. apologies, it's slightly US-pol

it's a doozy:

spoiler of the image too, just in casescreenshot of a scott adams, the creator of dilbert, tweeting insane thoughts about the US presidential debate

transcript of insane scott adams, creator of dilbert, tweetI'm revising my debate scoring. My first impression was a tie, which I called a Harris victory.

But the only thing I recall about the debate today is "They're eating the dogs."

Visual. Scary. Viral. Memorable. Repeatable. And directionally correct in terms of unchecked immigration risk.

It's the strongest play of the election.

Trump won the debate.

I gotta stop underestimating his game. Trump had no base hits in the debate but his long ball is still rising. Incredible. 6:32

as a reminder, this is the same guy that's so keen on thinking the llm can hypnotize him into orgasm

[–] Soyweiser@awful.systems 8 points 4 days ago

Hillary is going to assassinate him for sure this time for revealing the hidden dog lore.

[–] sc_griffith@awful.systems 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

I don't think people get how reactionary the captain vimes books are. look at what's happening in them. in plain english, you have a cop and his band of good apples + adorably bad apples saving the ass of a dictator again and again, because sometimes you just need a clever steady hand in charge. Pratchett was informed by liberal humanist values, and there's plenty of great stuff about tolerance in there. but the foundation of any vimes novel is an institutionalist urge to bootlicking. it just has to be the right boot

[–] swlabr@awful.systems 8 points 3 days ago

It sucks to have to decolonise your darlings. It sucks that a lot of our most enjoyable stories are copaganda. Even the most redeemable stories about cops have probably inspired people to become cops.

[–] jonhendry@iosdev.space 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

@sc_griffith

I think Pratchett understood that, despite people romanticizing revolution, revolutions often end up opening the door to something as bad or worse. Especially in a place like Discworld.

[–] jonhendry@iosdev.space 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

@sc_griffith

In Night Watch:
“Vimes/Keel tells Ned Coates not to put his trust in revolutions "They always come around again. That's why they're called revolutions. People die, and nothing changes" This is a common theme in Pratchett regarding authority figures”

That said Vimes does participate in a revolution of sorts in that book, as “John Keel”, in the past.

[–] sc_griffith@awful.systems 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

yeah that's the conservative spirit right there

[–] jonhendry@awful.systems 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Books would be really boring if the protagonists were all just the author speaking as themself but using various funny voices.

[–] sc_griffith@awful.systems 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

there's not a lot of ambiguity in what the novels are getting at, so no offense but this line of argument is not worth engaging directly. but I will point out that I didn't say what pratchett's views were. part of why people don't look askance at these books is that his other work is at odds with the realpolitik message I'm pointing out. I can't and I don't draw conclusions about his 'real' views based on the vimes novels

[–] gerikson@awful.systems 9 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Saw this gem of a plaintive plea from a promptfan:

can’t you just train a LLM to only output “sorry, I can’t answer your question”?

[–] YourNetworkIsHaunted@awful.systems 11 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)
  • sleep( math.rand(15,20));
  • print("I'm sorry. I'm afraid I don't know the answer to that question.");

I call it HonestGPT, and will accept my billions in VC money now.

[–] blakestacey@awful.systems 9 points 4 days ago (3 children)

The New Yorker gamely tries to find some merit, any at all in the writings of Dimes Square darling Honor Levy. For example:

In the story “Little Lock,” which portrays the emotional toll of having to always make these calculations, the narrator introduces herself as a “brat” and confesses that she can’t resist spilling her secrets, which she defines as “my most shameful thoughts,” and also as “sacred and special.”

I'm really scraping the bottom of the barrel for extremely online ways to express the dull thud of banality here. "So profound, very wow"? "You mean it's all shit? —Always has been."

She mixes provocation with needy propitiation

Right-click thesaurus to the rescue!

But the narrator’s shameful thoughts, which are supposed to set her apart, feel painfully ordinary. The story, like many of Levy’s stories, is too hermetically sealed in its own self-absorption to understand when it is expressing a universal experience. Elsewhere, the book’s solipsism renders it unintelligible, overly delighted by the music of its own style—the drama of its own specialness—and unable to provide needed context.

So, it's bad. Are you incapable of admitting when something is just bad?

[–] froztbyte@awful.systems 10 points 4 days ago

Honor Levy

someone tell me it isn't just me who always parses this person's name as "honour tax" and has a doubletake first thinking "..yeah, accurate" before remember it's actually their name-name not and not a byname

"They would like you to believe that their indecision reflects a particular attunement to ambiguity and nuance. But in truth they just won’t know where they stand until they’ve figured out where you do."

This is exactly why these people always feel so weird. Like, have you considered not hanging out with assholes?

[–] o7___o7@awful.systems 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Yeah, just give it to the feller who reviewed Guy Fieri's restaurant. It's better to just rip the bandaid off.

https://www.nytimes.com/2012/11/14/dining/reviews/restaurant-review-guys-american-kitchen-bar-in-times-square.html

[–] FredFig@awful.systems 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] o7___o7@awful.systems 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

alas!

Edit: Also, very much in our wheelhouse!

[–] HotGarbage@awful.systems 13 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)
[–] swlabr@awful.systems 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Pay no attention to the three LLMs stacked together behind the curtain!

[–] Soyweiser@awful.systems 7 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] froztbyte@awful.systems 6 points 4 days ago

felon: the most divorced man to ever live

sammy: the most swirly-short edgelord to ever walk

that tweet is as unhinged as felon tweets tho

[–] gerikson@awful.systems 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You just might be a techbro if you're worth billions and still can't resist mouthing off on Xhitter.

[–] Soyweiser@awful.systems 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Mouthing off in a way that makes me go 'ow god it IS all a scam and he knows it!' all hype and showmanship. I wonder if he practices this type of writing like this stance was also so obviously practiced.

(When it all implodes and the final step of the grift is the drama movies about it, I'm at least happy that Rick Gomez will make a passable Sam Altman (No idea why that blog didn't use a normal picture of Sam, but they decided to put Sam and Rick in the teleporter))

[–] sc_griffith@awful.systems 16 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (3 children)

I have thought about this guy every day since I saw this post

https://awful.systems/comment/4600476

[–] V0ldek@awful.systems 8 points 5 days ago

I immediatelly knew who and what you were talking about without even clicking.

May the fact that he also lives inside my head rent-free be some solace to you.

[–] s3p5r@lemm.ee 8 points 5 days ago

If only all my snark could elicit such absurd perfection.

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[–] V0ldek@awful.systems 20 points 6 days ago (4 children)

I was reading David and Amy's stuff on energy costs of AI and ended up skimming the MSFT "environment sustainability report" and... god

Like I don't even know how to satirise this. Help me sneer pros, for I am too depressed to make fun of this.

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