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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/Take-A-Hike-Bub on 2024-09-09 01:14:05+00:00.
So it was a little after lunchtime and I wanted to get a burrito down the street. I hop on my bike and head down to the taco shop. I grab my GIANT carne asada burrito with extra sour cream, guac, and salsa and begin my ride back. I see my neighbor (who is also my crush) out on the porch and decide to raise my fist high up in the air and yell "FOOD!" I dont know why I did this. Trying to be silly I guess. Looking back I realize how corny it was.
Anyway, As soon as I take my hand off of the bike it gets a bit squirrely on me and have to quickly reach down to regain my balance. This quick jerk of the handlebars sends my burrito to-go bag straight into the spokes of the wheel, shredding it into a million pieces. Sour cream, guacamole, salsa, napkins fly everywhere. I also fly straight over the handlebars and onto my face, breaking my arm. I was so embarrassed that I didnt even let her drive me to the hospital. 30 minutes later im sitting in the ER covered in mexican food and starving. I wanted to die. Dont even ask me what I said to the doctors when they asked me what happened.
TLDR: Tried to be silly, lost control of my bike, burrito got sucked into my bike spokes and sent me flying face first into the ground.