Hot dogs are NOT motherfucking sandwiches.

It should be illegal to play music in shops

Adults shouldn't consume products with bright colours and cartoon characters on them

Cheese should be banned

Almost all fastfood pizzas are disgusting and unfit for human consumption

We should find a way to bring back gladitorial combat but non-lethal ofc. The coliseum could be flooded for naval combat! That's so sick. There's gotta be a way to bring this back T_T.

Cars shouldn't be safe, they should be dangerous to the occupants in an accident to encourage paying fucking attention

We should create the monster of A Quiet Place and employee them in Urban areas. Any church, any annoying neighboor, any car or motorcycle, any annoying dog barking all night should be hunted by them.

I want to hunt Cybertrucks for sport.

IPv4 should be outlawed on the internet.

Cats and any other pets that present a major threat to the ecosystem must be put on a lead at all times when outside the house

Pets should be given as much freedom as a toddler has, if not that, then the inverse. If you are fine with being on the same plane as a human that screams constantly and shits uncontrollably, then you should feel no different if it's a bird instead

American beers should be banned and only Czech and German style beers made. This would greatly increase the happiness of all