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[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

Driving should be made as unpleasant and inconvenient as possible. Drivers should suffer greatly every moment they are operating a car.

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[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

everything should be closed after dark. lights off, shhh, go to sleep.

[–] ObamaSama@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

tfw you work ~13 hours off the local schedule and rely on conbinis being open 24h

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[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

Ban smoking.

[–] HelltakerHomosexual@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago (5 children)

1v1 competitive videogames are superior to team and squad based competitive videogames (when "having fun with your friends" isn't the goal.)

The stigma around people who play multiplayer or competitive games is entirely from team games. I don't know enough book words to say why, maybe because there's more shame in being the worst player on a team than there is in simply being worse than your opponent?

Single player rpg/adventure games, especially ones that are "story driven" are boring. If there's no challenge to the gameplay and it's the same thing over and over just to get to the next cutscene i might as well watch a movie because at least the story might be good and it won't take 30 hours.

Monogamy is fine and no better or worse than polyamory

Hardcore style (or whatever you call the karate flailing with the kicking and punching) moshpits are bad and annoying and make the entire set of genres where they are common totally inaccessible to a lot of metal enjoyers. Plus it seems like y'all aren't picking people up who fall over which is just not cool but that may just be bad shows because I've hardly been to any hardcore shows

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[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

I have no non-political opinions because all of our opinions are shaped by our politics even if we don't think we have any galaxy-brain

[–] GenXen@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I didn't think that The Last Jedi was all that bad. (For a Star Wars movie)

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[–] Pulptastic@midwest.social 6 points 3 months ago

Criminalize cars

Criminalize headlights

Criminalize headlights mounted higher than 18" above the ground

Criminalize headlights aimed higher than 18" above the ground

I'm cool with LEDs though, lights that use less power and last longer are cool.

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

[popular thing you like] bad

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