this post was submitted on 02 Oct 2023
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[โ€“] ProbablyKaffe@lemmygrad.ml 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[โ€“] superkret@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 year ago

I hate when they push out a new baby that's still full of bugs.

[โ€“] TrashGoblin@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah, was going to say in my experience as a dad, it's mostly pretty rocks, shells, pennies, sand...

[โ€“] redtea@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 1 year ago

My grandad one convinced me that these pebbles on a beach were valuable so I should grab as many as I could and sell them. Dad was not best pleased. I was efficient, if nothing else.

[โ€“] polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 1 year ago

Where will they store all those cool rocks???

[โ€“] communix@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 1 year ago

albert12798 out here asking the most pressing philosophical questions of this generation

[โ€“] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Angry Rothbard noises.

[โ€“] DoYouNot@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Gotta put those acorns somewhere.

[โ€“] Pinklink@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago

For โ€œmyโ€ drugs. Under 18, walk away clean.

[โ€“] dave@feddit.uk 10 points 1 year ago

Are you supposed to keep goals in your pockets?

[โ€“] GreenMario@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[โ€“] kig_v2@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 1 year ago

Comments you can physically feel

[โ€“] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Those babies need to get on the sigma grindset.

[โ€“] ButtigiegMineralMap@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I love pockets so much, but zipper pockets really changed the game, greatest innovation since sliced bread

[โ€“] Juche_gang@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 1 year ago

To divert the amphetamines, naturally