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How Trump Is Appealing To Women Voters (theonion.com)

submitted 1 month ago by RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 42 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Promising to declutter their rights

Love it

[–] Makeitstop@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Learning from his Silicon Valley backers I see.

[–] ASDraptor@lemmy.autism.place 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They do make a serious point tho: getting to know for 4 years where the couch fucker freak is, is no small thing.

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Also: stickers!

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

Bitches do love them some stickers.

[–] Ashelyn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 1 month ago

Keeping J.D. Vance in Washington: A Trump-Vance win is four years of knowing the freak’s location at all times.

I'm dead 💀

[–] ThePantser@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Make Abortion Great Again!

[–] Iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Make Abortion Generally Accessible From now on, start thanking anyone proudly portraying MAGA “Yes! Thank you for supporting Make Abortion Generally Accessible! God bless you!” Make them believe that’s what they’ve been promoting all along.