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[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 42 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Promising to declutter their rights

Love it

[–] Makeitstop@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Learning from his Silicon Valley backers I see.

[–] ASDraptor@lemmy.autism.place 28 points 3 months ago (1 children)

They do make a serious point tho: getting to know for 4 years where the couch fucker freak is, is no small thing.

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

Also: stickers!

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 19 points 3 months ago

Bitches do love them some stickers.

[–] Ashelyn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 3 months ago

Keeping J.D. Vance in Washington: A Trump-Vance win is four years of knowing the freak’s location at all times.

I'm dead 💀

[–] ThePantser@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Make Abortion Great Again!

[–] Iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago

Make Abortion Generally Accessible From now on, start thanking anyone proudly portraying MAGA “Yes! Thank you for supporting Make Abortion Generally Accessible! God bless you!” Make them believe that’s what they’ve been promoting all along.