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Low Quality Facts

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A community dedicated to the lowest quality facts.

While the community is named after the mastodon account Low Quality Facts it is not required to post related to that account. As long as the post is low enough quality, it belongs in this community.

A low quality fact could be a few things:

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"Louis Armstrong stored jelly beans in his trumpet, which he would discreetly eat during his performances."

"If you took a persons digestive system and stretched it out end to end, it would hurt a lot."

"Whales are notoriously bad trumpet players."

Posts can be in whatever form best displays the low quality fact.

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[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You kidding? He brings the wine and snacks.

[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago

Jesus' blood is literally wine depending on which Christian denomination you ask.

[–] Lemjukes@lemm.ee 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Catholics with a literal open bar during service…

[–] kofe@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

I joked about it in high school, but I do think getting tipsy off Jesus partially set me up for alcoholism in my 20s. Now I'm curious if there are any correlations to higher rates for Catholics compared to other groups

[–] oberstoffensichtlich@feddit.org 13 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Magic mushrooms to church are a more spiritually enlightening experience.

[–] ThirdWorldOrder@lemm.ee 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That is certainly something that could convert me into a believer

[–] qprimed@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 day ago

could convert me into a believer

of the mushrooms? absolutely!

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Swap church for nature and you got it

My church is the dancefloor and the mountain peak.

[–] SatyrSack@lemmy.one 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
[–] atro_city@fedia.io 4 points 1 day ago

Albert Einstein also said this.