Can we reschedule? I have plans tonight
this post was submitted on 18 Sep 2024
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Jesus is having sex today.
"WILL HAPP~EN~"
"Yes! I have the foresight to predict The Rapture^TM^, but not the foresight to fit the words onto a cardboard sign..." lol
WTF! I missed it? Did every single Jehovah's witness drink the juice so they could fly into the spaceship or what? Postponed?
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Spoiler alert: it's already happened, and all the virtuous people already ascended to heaven.
I REFUSE to believe gahd has put me on par with Karen by leaving both of us on Earth! I demand to talk to his manager!
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again?
It's an ever-occurring rapture. People stop being alive all the time.
Is this EST, PDT, Australish? Need to plan my pooping.
I hope it's during work hour. Would be shame to do whole days work just to get eaten by the rising dead.
Oh man I'm here just waiting to look at jesus and say "Fucking took you long enough!! wtf you doing up there while I was working my ass off you fuck? I hope that linda bitch is not coming with us!"
Time to paint a new sign, methinks.
c/agedlikemilk
POV: It didn't happen